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Grooner
Person 1: “Did you hear about Luke, I heard he got exposed as a Grooner?”
Person 2: “What?!?”
Person 3: "Yeah, he got caught gooning to and grooming minors"
Person 2: “What?!?”
Person 3: "Yeah, he got caught gooning to and grooming minors"
Grooner by MafyuSmile October 1, 2024
Grooner
An old guy that loves to goon and dress like a crooner. Typically found on social media commenting on everything a girl in her 20s posts. Often obsessed with trans girls in particular. Falls in love with bots and OF accounts
Grooner by Megaplanet April 27, 2025
Grooner
A fan of the band King Crimson, specifically the album In the Wake of Poseidon. Participates in an activity known as grooning, may enjoy Cat Food.
Grooner by CrimsonGrooner May 29, 2026
groomer
a groomer is someone who builds a relationship, trust and emotional connection with a child or young person so they can manipulate, exploit and abuse them.
person 1: fuck zoe laverne...she’s literally a groomer!
person 2: how what did she do?
person 1: she is 19 and used her tiktok “fame” to manipulate a 13 y/o fan.
-cuddled and KISSED him multiple times
- she “caught feelings” for him
- she gave him a vapes
-twerked on him
and SOOO much more
person 2: oh wow i didn’t know that....THEN YEAH FUCK ZOE LAVERNE!!
person 2: how what did she do?
person 1: she is 19 and used her tiktok “fame” to manipulate a 13 y/o fan.
-cuddled and KISSED him multiple times
- she “caught feelings” for him
- she gave him a vapes
-twerked on him
and SOOO much more
person 2: oh wow i didn’t know that....THEN YEAH FUCK ZOE LAVERNE!!
groomer by intheloop4theyouth November 1, 2020
Goonerette
A diehard, female supporter of the London based football team, Arsenal FC, the winners of more League Titles than the rest of London put together.
Goonerette by Bi-curvy-ness October 9, 2011
Groomerator
Groomerator by Velipsio May 15, 2021
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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