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An attempt to be more controlled than a crazier friend, known for wild antics and stories.

Opposite of Dooner
'Man, that guy is a Grooner'

'Why are you trying to Grooner the situation?'

grooner by Rob Dunn April 22, 2008
Words you can keep
The combination of a Gooner and a Groomer. A Disgusting and Vile existence.
Person 1: “Did you hear about Luke, I heard he got exposed as a Grooner?”

Person 2: “What?!?”

Person 3: "Yeah, he got caught gooning to and grooming minors"
Grooner by MafyuSmile October 1, 2024
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An old guy that loves to goon and dress like a crooner. Typically found on social media commenting on everything a girl in her 20s posts. Often obsessed with trans girls in particular. Falls in love with bots and OF accounts
My dad's been a huge grooner since the divorce..

That old grooner won't leave me alone
Grooner by Megaplanet April 27, 2025
A fan of the band King Crimson, specifically the album In the Wake of Poseidon. Participates in an activity known as grooning, may enjoy Cat Food.
Grooner: Wanna eat Cat Food and groon to the devil's triangle with me?
Normie:OK grooner
Grooner by CrimsonGrooner May 29, 2026
a groomer is someone who builds a relationship, trust and emotional connection with a child or young person so they can manipulate, exploit and abuse them.
person 1: fuck zoe laverne...she’s literally a groomer!

person 2: how what did she do?

person 1: she is 19 and used her tiktok “fame” to manipulate a 13 y/o fan.
-cuddled and KISSED him multiple times

- she “caught feelings” for him

- she gave him a vapes
-twerked on him
and SOOO much more

person 2: oh wow i didn’t know that....THEN YEAH FUCK ZOE LAVERNE!!
groomer by intheloop4theyouth November 1, 2020

Goonerette 

A diehard, female supporter of the London based football team, Arsenal FC, the winners of more League Titles than the rest of London put together.
If a goonerette is crying because the team lost the game, do not blame it on PMS.
Goonerette by Bi-curvy-ness October 9, 2011

Groomerator 

A moderator who enjoys grooming children, typically found on discord
"did you hear about the discord groomerator who lost his powers?"
Groomerator by Velipsio May 15, 2021
More from Urban Dictionary
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
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