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Short lived 1980's plastic Softdrink bottle with extra large neck and cap enabling rapid consumption of its contents.
Discontinued after only a short lived existance due to its inability to keep its contents adequatly carbonated and
an un-canny amount of Penis injuries caused as a result of trying to fuck the empty vessel.
"Hey Barry, wanna drink?"
"No way Yard Ape! I nearly drowned myself last time I sucked on one of those Groagers"

Bogan 1. "Hey Dazza! The neck on this groager is big enough for me to upturn my bottle of hooch into"
Bogan 2. "That's fuckin awsome Stevo! Do it! Lets get smashed and then Fuck it"
groager by cdhally September 19, 2013
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A fun party at a house in the woods and up on a hill, usually in the summer. Activities include alcohol consumption, throwing up, disagreements over what kind of music to listen to, slutty hook-ups, drinking games, late night heart-to-hearts, pinatas, nervous breakdowns, bad dancing, happiness, friendly love, hugs, intellectual debates, betrayals, and overall dustiness. It is often followed by a cold, quiet morning of pancakes, gentle music, heartfelt goodbyes, a mess to clean up, and time to regain one's self-awareness.

An overall bonding experience. Best achieved when a theme is involved.
Person 1: "Grogery this Saturday, you coming?"
Person 2: "Of course, I already bought my sweater."
grogery by dusty_mike June 10, 2012
Related Words

groggers 

/ˈɡrɒɡərz /

Definition: an expression of unequivocal poggers, in a groggers way
Deriving from the name of one of Anilist's most influential reviewers, groggy1, known for popularizing the avant-garde Gakuen Handsome.
groggy1: henkei shoujo so good I can't even rate it
startni: that's very un-groggers mate

the groaner 

a poop so hard to get out that you must groan very hard.
last night at that party i had the groaner and dude i yelled and i thought people heard me!
the groaner by JAson R........ April 12, 2009
(verb): a person who stares longingly at people who are eating in the hopes that they will give them some food. (someone in the act of groaking)
Don't stare at me while I'm eating, stop being a groaker!
groaker by afanofbigness June 13, 2018
GOager; A name for someone who is at utmost poggers. Usually used for guys.
Random dude on the street: "The way GOager leaps off of rooftops and flips backwards to face the camera before falling into a headfirst dive is just full of the exaggerated swagger of a black teen."
Miles: "k"
GOager by GOager November 27, 2020
Let s go to the nursing home to pick up some grougers.
grouger by jon.o August 29, 2009