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Groober
A small thin homosexual male whom is only attracted to older, dominant Aboriginal males. They are usually extremely pale of skin and have a prepubescent cracking to their voice. Groobers are very proud individuals, and often showcase their pride by shouting "FUCK YOU! I'M GROOBER!"
Person 1: "Wow that guy totally has that nate dog's dick in his mouth!"
Person 2: "Oh man he's so skinny and pale, what a homo bitch!"
Person 1: " He's totally a Groober!"
Person 2: " I agree, his voice is cracking like a 12 year old."
Person 2: "Oh man he's so skinny and pale, what a homo bitch!"
Person 1: " He's totally a Groober!"
Person 2: " I agree, his voice is cracking like a 12 year old."
Groober by Dismal Pole69 August 26, 2009
Related Words
groober • Grooberto • schnickle groober • goober • gloober • Goobered • Gooberism • goobernut • Goobercore • goober gobbler
schnickle groober
schnickle groober by Bdog2013 January 23, 2011
floopy goober
A floopy goober is a bitch ass nigga. This insult first appeared in the song "What the fuck right now" by Tyler the creator and ASAP Rocky
floopy goober by wayway June 23, 2016
grooben
german; reminding people of german stereotypes such as the crazy beer hound or the scary german middle aged woman.
grooben by runforyourlives April 5, 2008
gooberment
political systems with their heads in the sand and/or not to be trusted. Slang term for Government being Gooberment.
gooberment by Phreeradical January 2, 2012
Goober Dick
A little Bitch Cunt named Esteban that works at Sonic in San Antonio. Who doesn't ever do shit because he's an intiteled mommys boy who thinks he's the shit but is just shit.
Goober Dick by John_465 August 19, 2016
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