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A unit of brain power needed to think correctly.
I just don't have enough googets left to do this job at 5 p.m. on a friday evening
googet by Habib Nasibdar January 24, 2010
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verb
gerund or present participle : googstalling

To stall a friend that has asked a question you want him/her to believe you already knew, with a random question or sometimes off topic spiel, so you are able to Google the answer and seem 'in the know'
Difficult to pull off face to face but more suited to phone conversations so as not to alert suspicion(NOTE : Laptop and Desktop PC typing can usually be heard)

The result of the correct answer is then known as a goog-lie (goog-lieing)
Phone conversation

Elton : Hey I watched a great documentary on Lesotho last night, so you know where that is?

Simon : Yes but (the but is where Simon can now googstall and find out the answer) before I forget I'm sure I seen your sister in Tesco last night. (Gather as much info as possible on Google while Elton answers the stall)

Elton : Um, I'm not sure, she may have been there, you'd have to as...

Simon : Sorry to have changed the subject earlier, I think you were asking about Lesotho. Ah yes a lovely, enclaved, landlocked country in Southern Africa, capital is Maseru. What about it?

Elton : Yes that's it, amazing what happened there in 1884...

Simon : I think you mother was with your sister too last night (heard tapping away on keyboard).
Googstall by WelshRuffster March 5, 2017
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googletown 

n. vitual community of visionary nerds or artgoofs, and othermisfits caught between the reality distortion field and the googlegeist like bewildered googlebangers.
yosefa is just another googletown artgoof or ziomali.e. ...caught between the
moon and nyc like rachel.
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Goonette 

The female equivalent of a gooner.

A female who is so addicted to porn and masturbation. That it takes over her life and takes too priority over everything including family and friends.

Also know as a gooner girl or girl gooner
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Jessica: She is at home. I don't think we will ever see her again. She is a goonette now.
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GoogleTube 

YouTube being another casualty of Google's attempt to take over the entire internet.
I don't like the new channel layout that GoogleTube forced upon us nor do I like having to make a Google account just to join.
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Gogeta is a fusion between Goku and Vegeta. Gogeta has appeared in DBGT, DBZ and DBS. In DBZ Goku and Vegeta had to fuse and go Super Saiyan to beat Super Janemba. In DBGT, Super Saiyan 4 Gogeta was messing around with Omega Shenron because he was weak. In DBS, to beat Super Saiyan Broly, who later transformed to his Full Power Form, Goku and Vegeta, with the help of Piccolo fused to create Gogeta. Gogeta went Super Saiyan and then Super Saiyan Blue, in the end Broly was defeated and sent to his home planet. The counterpart to Gogeta is Vegito, Goku and Vegeta fuse with Potora earrings.
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googen sack

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