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googletime

time to go on the internet- usually takes place in school during computer class, where no work is done and everyone just plays minigolf.
teacher: This is NOT googletime boys.

boys: Googletime!

teacher: I'm going straight down to the vice principles office if there's any messing. I'm not putting up with it.
by U NO WHOO July 20, 2008
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GoogleTube

YouTube being another casualty of Google's attempt to take over the entire internet.
I don't like the new channel layout that GoogleTube forced upon us nor do I like having to make a Google account just to join.
They might as well change YouTube to GoogleTube now that it's owned by Google and thus its bitch.
by Bosch December 17, 2012
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Googleheimer's

The condition where you think of something you want to Google, but by the time you get to your computer, you have forgotten what it was. Very prevalent in the 420 community.
I've got Googleheimer's so bad that between the garage and the office, I forgot what I was going to look up.
by DigNbubbles September 16, 2008
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End-stage Googleheimer's

The condition in which you totally forget that you can Google anything you want to know, and you actually e-mail/IM/call a friend to ask for the information you want.
Wow, not only am I completely out of it, I've also got end-stage Googleheimer's. I actually forwarded yesterday's Googleheimer's definition (a BIG thumbs up) to my friends and asked if btw anyone knew what the "420 community" is. Did I ever feel foolish when they replied. I could have saved myself a lot of embarrassment if I'd just remembered to Google '420'.
by brainyuck May 12, 2011
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Googlective

Making Google your homepage, installing the Toolbar and downloading and using as many tools from Google as possible. You are now one with the Googlective. Assistance is mutual, Microsoft is irrelevant. They will be assimilated to service us. We will add your websurfing, email and pictures to our own. You will adapt to use only our services. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!
Dude1: Man, Microsoft costs a nut to buy, so I got a Google account, email and started using their programs. That Toolbar and Picasa are the nugget as well!
Dude2: Welcome to the Googlective! I have everything on my Google Account. I can access it anywhere in the galaxy...I mean in the world, heh heh heh
Dude1: Why does your right arm look like an egg beater humping a VCR? <scream>
by Emerald Druid November 3, 2007
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googletheshitoutofit

To excessively google andy topic, word, phrase, person, that you need to find out information about.
Hey bro,

Whats the name of that website were you add new words to a dictionary.

I dont know cuz, googletheshitoutofit
by Professor Spendsers December 10, 2009
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googletipping

The act of randomly clicking upon Google Ads on a web page whose content you appreciate, however, have no particular interest in the advertisement itself.

Clicking the ad gives the site owner a small revenue "tip".
Wow, this country music site sure is purdy! I think I'll show my appreciation by googletipping.

*Click*

There ya go darlin' keep a little somthin' fer yerself :)
by juzzy_o April 22, 2007
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