goodnicks

rabbit turds. fecal waste from a rabbit.

Being the pranksters they are, Kevin and Fred offered Heather some goodnicks.

by FKT October 13, 2006

Gootnick

small; easily injured; horny

That kid over there has had a sprained ankle for three months, what a Gootnick!

by ih8twins February 14, 2010

no goodnik

Someone who is up to no good.

I don't like the look of those teenagers, Martha, they look like no goodniks.

by Mr. Apu Nahasapeemapetilon September 12, 2013

goodnites

a type of protective underwear (diapers) that kids and teens who wet the bed use to stay dry; goodnites have a cloth like layer and look and feel like real underwear; has an absorbant inner pad to soak up wetness; the only thing bad about them is that they sometimes leak, but leak gaurds on new versions do help

If you wet the bed and can fit in goodnites, wear them.

by NightlyBedwetter April 26, 2004

goondick

Someone who is a goober, doofus, or dumbass. A goondick will usually take this as a complement to his stupidity and will continue to do things that make him look as though he is a goondick, such as being outsmarted by microwaves, tellings stories that never really happened, talking about having sex with their friend's underaged cousins and talking about writing in his diary when people are mean to him.

So, I have this really great story that never really happened...
--- Charlie, you're such a goondick.

If you don't stop making fun of me, I'm gonna stick it in your cousin's ass.
--- Charlie, you're such a goondick.

Jamie, your microwave's smarter than me.
--- Man, Charlie you're a goondick.

by Waddle June 11, 2006

no-goodnik

An wicked person.

That Lord Macbeth? A real no-goodnik, lemme tell ya!

by Octopod November 9, 2003

Goondicker

noun. verb: Goondicking
A person who slacks or goofs off at work and not caring a bit about who he/she is affecting. Can also be referred to someone who is critically unaware of their surroundings or situations causing problems for everyone else.

i.e. driving, working, walking, or any other daily tasks.

Steve was Goondicking today and he caused our three hour job to take six hours.

Hey Joe, stop sexting on your phone and get back to work, you goondicker.

by Big Goody May 28, 2022