a type of protective underwear (diapers) that kids and teens who wet the bed use to stay dry; goodnites have a cloth like layer and look and feel like real underwear; has an absorbant inner pad to soak up wetness; the only thing bad about them is that they sometimes leak, but leak gaurds on new versions do help
Someone who is a goober, doofus, or dumbass. A goondick will usually take this as a complement to his stupidity and will continue to do things that make him look as though he is a goondick, such as being outsmarted by microwaves, tellings stories that never really happened, talking about having sex with their friend's underaged cousins and talking about writing in his diary when people are mean to him.
So, I have this really great story that never really happened...
--- Charlie, you're such a goondick.
If you don't stop making fun of me, I'm gonna stick it in your cousin's ass.
--- Charlie, you're such a goondick.
Jamie, your microwave's smarter than me.
--- Man, Charlie you're a goondick.
noun. verb: Goondicking
A person who slacks or goofs off at work and not caring a bit about who he/she is affecting. Can also be referred to someone who is critically unaware of their surroundings or situations causing problems for everyone else.
i.e. driving, working, walking, or any other daily tasks.
Steve was Goondicking today and he caused our three hour job to take six hours.
Hey Joe, stopsexting on your phone and get back to work, you goondicker.
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."