goondick

Someone who is a goober, doofus, or dumbass. A goondick will usually take this as a complement to his stupidity and will continue to do things that make him look as though he is a goondick, such as being outsmarted by microwaves, tellings stories that never really happened, talking about having sex with their friend's underaged cousins and talking about writing in his diary when people are mean to him.

So, I have this really great story that never really happened...
--- Charlie, you're such a goondick.

If you don't stop making fun of me, I'm gonna stick it in your cousin's ass.
--- Charlie, you're such a goondick.

Jamie, your microwave's smarter than me.
--- Man, Charlie you're a goondick.

by Waddle June 11, 2006

Goondick

A deep thinker that sometimes is misunderstood for brainstorming outloud or bring dramatic effect to the situation, sometime not politically correct. Fearless with speech sometime making fun of themselves to prove a point.

Q:How we gonna get down from the 2nd floor of the new building?

A:We should put in firemens pole.

A: Your such a Goondick. We should have stairs like everyother building!

by Goondick February 7, 2019

Goondock

A term which denotes where you hail from, or in reference to your neighborhood. It is meant to be used with pride, similar to 'hood.

Where you think you at nigguh, this is our goondock motherfucka

by LokiHavok April 28, 2006

Goondicker

noun. verb: Goondicking
A person who slacks or goofs off at work and not caring a bit about who he/she is affecting. Can also be referred to someone who is critically unaware of their surroundings or situations causing problems for everyone else.

i.e. driving, working, walking, or any other daily tasks.

Steve was Goondicking today and he caused our three hour job to take six hours.

Hey Joe, stop sexting on your phone and get back to work, you goondicker.

by Big Goody May 28, 2022

goon dick

Someone that is extremly "homo" but not actually homosexual. Also refered to in short by goon.

i.e. Brian Paddock

Dude you are such a goon dick.

by Raven January 23, 2004

goodnicks

rabbit turds. fecal waste from a rabbit.

Being the pranksters they are, Kevin and Fred offered Heather some goodnicks.

by FKT October 13, 2006

goofdick

Someone who is fucking goofy, and acts like a dick.

***** (8:14:19 PM): what the fuck is a goofdick?
reasonless** (8:14:40 PM): why the fuck does it matter? rofl
reasonless** (8:15:47 PM): Here i'll break it down
reasonless** (8:15:54 PM): what does goofy mean? what does dick mean?
reasonless** (8:16:02 PM): usually someone who is a goofy fuckin dick

John, you're a fuckin goofdick.
Damn, that kid was some goofdick johanson.

by MisterBee April 12, 2008