Goondicker

noun. verb: Goondicking
A person who slacks or goofs off at work and not caring a bit about who he/she is affecting. Can also be referred to someone who is critically unaware of their surroundings or situations causing problems for everyone else.

i.e. driving, working, walking, or any other daily tasks.

Steve was Goondicking today and he caused our three hour job to take six hours.

Hey Joe, stop sexting on your phone and get back to work, you goondicker.

Goondicker by Big Goody May 28, 2022

goondick 

Someone who is a goober, doofus, or dumbass. A goondick will usually take this as a complement to his stupidity and will continue to do things that make him look as though he is a goondick, such as being outsmarted by microwaves, tellings stories that never really happened, talking about having sex with their friend's underaged cousins and talking about writing in his diary when people are mean to him.

So, I have this really great story that never really happened...
--- Charlie, you're such a goondick.

If you don't stop making fun of me, I'm gonna stick it in your cousin's ass.
--- Charlie, you're such a goondick.

Jamie, your microwave's smarter than me.
--- Man, Charlie you're a goondick.

goondick by Waddle June 11, 2006

Golddicker 

It's a golddigger but there also a thot at the same time

Jack-Fuck there's that bitch again she a golddicker
James-Yeah man she's a big fucking golddicker

Golddicker by Xokoe January 22, 2019

poondicker 

A small monkey like creature known for dry humping and blurting out racial slurs.

J.D. stop being such a poondicker.

poondicker by Johnny Freightliner May 6, 2005

Goondick 

A deep thinker that sometimes is misunderstood for brainstorming outloud or bring dramatic effect to the situation, sometime not politically correct. Fearless with speech sometime making fun of themselves to prove a point.

Q:How we gonna get down from the 2nd floor of the new building?

A:We should put in firemens pole.

A: Your such a Goondick. We should have stairs like everyother building!

Goondick by Goondick February 7, 2019

Goofdicker 

A crazy man who likes big titties, rumple shots, weed and dancing by himself.

A doctor who is somehow poor. A man who calls normal people crazy despite him being extremely crazy himself. A man who plays pool but never gambles. A man who “accidentally” puts it in the wrong hole.

A man who never apologizes or owns up to his mistakes but just says “whoops” instead.

Look at that goofdicker dancing by himself on stage. I heard his girlfriend is pissed at him again.

Goofdicker by goofdicker December 18, 2023