Goonick

A gimmick specifically for gooning

Bro i was using this one goonick i found on goalbound the roblox game where i reached 10k goals before someone named wowflower76

Goonick by Blue fm October 10, 2026

Gootnick 

small; easily injured; horny

That kid over there has had a sprained ankle for three months, what a Gootnick!

Gootnick by ih8twins February 14, 2010

Gogonick 

In case of a fire, or a drill, the gogonick is commonly seen with a grade book inside it's pants.
Commonly known as: lumberjack.

I was just at JPS, and i saw it running wild! It had a book in it's pants while bringing children outside!! i think it was a gogonick!

Gogonick by stefff uhh neee June 15, 2008

Goonicorn 

A midget who streams elite in a unicorn costume and honks at the star systems he passes through.

DJTruthsayer is a Goonicorn.

Goonicorn by Mavia February 5, 2017

Goonicorn 

Having excessive consumption of goon or 'cask wine' for you fancy folk, on a regular basis, makes you a Goonicorn.

The diet of the infamous goonicorn legend makes it hunted for it's shimmering coat of duck fur and oil.

Goonicorn by Richo2d3 November 14, 2011

goondick 

Someone who is a goober, doofus, or dumbass. A goondick will usually take this as a complement to his stupidity and will continue to do things that make him look as though he is a goondick, such as being outsmarted by microwaves, tellings stories that never really happened, talking about having sex with their friend's underaged cousins and talking about writing in his diary when people are mean to him.

So, I have this really great story that never really happened...
--- Charlie, you're such a goondick.

If you don't stop making fun of me, I'm gonna stick it in your cousin's ass.
--- Charlie, you're such a goondick.

Jamie, your microwave's smarter than me.
--- Man, Charlie you're a goondick.

goondick by Waddle June 11, 2006

Goonicorn 

A one of a kind Unicorn that travels through the expanses of space honking at systems before moving on to the next one, The whole purpose of the Honk is to find a partner to mate with. Little does the Goonicorn know that he is the only one, so he is destined to travel the whole universe alone. This whole journey is broadcast live on the internet for us all to see

Is it a goose unicorn or a unicorn goose? Neither its the Goonicorn

Goonicorn by Khuby February 5, 2017