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The disease that results from the contraction of the Staphylococcus Shigellosis microorganism. AKA Post-Gan Syndrome (PGS). It is caused by poo-to-mouth contact, and is commonly found in Chinese take-out joints all over Manhattan and sheisty Queens (see: Dougie's).

Today in the United States, it is commonly referred to as Klein's Disorder, after the famed early 21st Century amateur biologist, who first identified the microbe and the scourge associated with it- the hard way.

Ganitis is often accompanied by extreme diarrhea whose hallmark is a velevetty consistency with a hue that can range from khaki to deep purple. Generally, the bouquet of Ganitis, although very much present, varies widely and is as yet unpredictable. As a result, most modern healthcare professionals strongly prefer to ignore the aroma and instead rely heavily on the viscosity and shade of the poo when recommending a treatment.

Usually, treatment consists of bed rest and drinking plenty of fresh water to avoid dehydration. Dookage, however, remains the most important ritual of the recovery process. Many sufferers find that watching good television programs, like TCAP or Dog Whisperer, can ease the rehabilitation. Generally, one DOES NOT develop immunity after passing Ganitis. Many rookies, making this mistake, quickly learn that if you are ordering the Gan, Klein's should be considered a foregone conclusion.

Klein's is spread by contaminated water and food, and can cause the most severe dysentery because of its potent and deadly Shiga toxin.
Ariel: I have after-the-gan. Got it bad.

Me: Mother-of-Christ. It seems to be a classic case of Ganitis.
Ganitis by ehealth November 4, 2008
Short for genitals. Apparently used by the British, according to video game composer Grant Kirkhope
"I like when the cool breeze goes across my genits!"

"...it's a very British thing to say genits!"
genits by groomp March 25, 2013
A super cute girl who loves to laugh. She can be a little bit on the weird side, but she can make you have a fun time. She has alot of friends and can make boys FALL for her. She loves to try out new things! But sometimes, she can have a hot temper! But if you're friends with her and make her laugh, she would make your heart melt.
Girl 1: Genisis always makes me laugh!
Girl 2: I know right! She is so awesome!

Guy 1: Genisis is so cute...I want her!
Guy 2: I hear she has a temper though.
Guy 1: If I treat her wrong,but I won't!
Genisis by LeFates October 7, 2012

genitiquette

Having the common courtesy to shave your genitalia when you believe you are going to get laid.
"Guy: That girl showed me proper genitiquette."

Guy1: "hey how was her downstairs?"
guy2: "Shaved, she was a master of genitiquette"
When walking into the ocean, the point at which the ice cold ocean water hits your balls. Similar to ice cream brain freeze but applied to your balls.
Johnny was running into the ocean full speed when he collapsed due to genitide.
Genitide by Daspoole May 11, 2014

genitosis 

1.(noun) Bad breath of the genitals. 2. (noun) when one's breath smells like genitals.
You have genitosis you foul bastard.
genitosis by Mickey May 23, 2006
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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