by Lukky Toni September 1, 2005
by chaewonsss December 13, 2020
by oned1r3t10n January 20, 2021
A Gaylor is when you insert someone elses tooth brush into your ass, get some shit on it and leave it for them to brush.
A Gaylor can also be used sexually on your partner.
A Gaylor can also be used sexually on your partner.
by Ben Grimmes May 29, 2008
gaylorism.
the school of thought that believes taylor swift is gay.
gaylors are a very observant group of alphabet mafias who read the gay subtext in all of her songs.
the evidence is incredibly compelling and i suggest you give it some time to read through (please do its very interesting !!) (go on tumblr and search the tag: gaylor swift)
now, do not think gaylors are assuming her sexuality.
they are simply interpreting her lyrics through a queer lens.
if you think this is intrusive/rude and disrespectful to her current boyfriend, you are mistaken, because a) if she was really the ally she claims to be, she would NOT be bothered about people thinking she might be fruity. if it DID bother her, she would have made a statement addressing her distaste on the topic. besides, she is a multimillionaire capitalist girlboss, i doubt she cares that a bunch of teenagers on twitter are calling her fruity.
b) gaylors are respectful and do NOT attempt to disprove her current relationship. the majority of gaylors are of the thought that taylor swift is bisexual.
if you in any other way disprove of people thinking this, please just say youre homophobic and GO.
the end.
join the gaylors TODAY !!
note: anti-gaylors are called hetlors (see: hetlors) who are of the school of thought that taylor swift is straight.
while the majority of them are actually homophobic, THEY are the intrusive ones, constantly making EVERYTHING taylor does about sex with her boyfriend.
the school of thought that believes taylor swift is gay.
gaylors are a very observant group of alphabet mafias who read the gay subtext in all of her songs.
the evidence is incredibly compelling and i suggest you give it some time to read through (please do its very interesting !!) (go on tumblr and search the tag: gaylor swift)
now, do not think gaylors are assuming her sexuality.
they are simply interpreting her lyrics through a queer lens.
if you think this is intrusive/rude and disrespectful to her current boyfriend, you are mistaken, because a) if she was really the ally she claims to be, she would NOT be bothered about people thinking she might be fruity. if it DID bother her, she would have made a statement addressing her distaste on the topic. besides, she is a multimillionaire capitalist girlboss, i doubt she cares that a bunch of teenagers on twitter are calling her fruity.
b) gaylors are respectful and do NOT attempt to disprove her current relationship. the majority of gaylors are of the thought that taylor swift is bisexual.
if you in any other way disprove of people thinking this, please just say youre homophobic and GO.
the end.
join the gaylors TODAY !!
note: anti-gaylors are called hetlors (see: hetlors) who are of the school of thought that taylor swift is straight.
while the majority of them are actually homophobic, THEY are the intrusive ones, constantly making EVERYTHING taylor does about sex with her boyfriend.
hetlor: "ew gaylors are so gross ew gays i hate them...always making EVERYTHING about themselves, besides she is dating a MAN how can she be gay?? so disrespectful"
me: "thats literally so homophobic what ?? also bisexuality EXISTS you fucking biphobe ?? if its so disrespectful why hasnt she said so ? huh ? are you her spokesperson now or WHAT ?? if it makes her uncomfy she'd SAY SO. get your homophobia out of here"
me: "thats literally so homophobic what ?? also bisexuality EXISTS you fucking biphobe ?? if its so disrespectful why hasnt she said so ? huh ? are you her spokesperson now or WHAT ?? if it makes her uncomfy she'd SAY SO. get your homophobia out of here"
by shawtygotthafatty May 29, 2021
People who love to speculate on someone's sexuality due to one or more of the following reasons:
a. lack of attention at home
b. lack of a job
c. lack of friends
d. possibly of their meds
visual representation of a typical gaylor below
a. lack of attention at home
b. lack of a job
c. lack of friends
d. possibly of their meds
visual representation of a typical gaylor below
normal person: "oh my God, it's so weird to speculate on someone's sexuality, who cares if Taylor is gay, straight or bi, gaylors are weird"
gaylor: "but, but, in the 334th millisecond of this specific song she says a certain word and if you lower the volume and slightly distort the sound while also doing a handstand it sounds like she says karlie, so obviously they're in love and secretly have 20 children and 13 cats"
gaylor: "but, but, in the 334th millisecond of this specific song she says a certain word and if you lower the volume and slightly distort the sound while also doing a handstand it sounds like she says karlie, so obviously they're in love and secretly have 20 children and 13 cats"
by lolobobololo September 6, 2023
insufferable self-labeled “Swifties” who don’t respect Taylor Swift’s requests to stop speculating her sexuality
by lesbianswiftie February 19, 2022