Drummer

Comes from the musical instument (Drums) played by the member of a band, usually sits at the back of the stage. Without this godlike creature there would be no rythem to the music and havoc would incurr.

Plays with the precise action that only a master craftsman can obtain. Thats right, with sticks. Only people with the right personality combination can become a drummer. That person blessed will also probably have to owm some sort of 'kit' to play with. And although guitarists are cool, there're one-hundred a penny. Sadly.
by Han April 02, 2005
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a person who plays the drums usu. a drum kit. It is a common misconception that drummers are unintelligent and have no musical ability whatsoever. They get alot of flak from guitarists about not having tuned instruments. this is because drums are a percussive intrument rather than a melodic instument. but they can be tuned, personally i have my toms tuned to a perfect fourth in acending order starting from the floor tom.

The problem with saying that drummers have no musical ability is that though we have no moving melodic structure we do have "notes". these notes can and usually are written on a staff with the lowest line or E (treble clef) representing the bass drum and the middle line or B (treble clef) representing the snare the remaining lines and spaces are normally reserved for toms while the Ledger lines and spaces above F are used in conjunction with Xs and stars for cymbals.

drummers do indeed drive the band as the heart beat and "time machine" of the band. though often disrespected and unappreciated the drummer sits in the back with a smile on his face knowing that without him the band would be screwed.

P.s i also play guitar, piano, bass, and im a vocalist, so suck on that people who say we arent musicians
guitarist: lol ur such a noob for playing drums ur not a musician at all

drummer:Ok do you realize that you were playing an ascending Phrygian mode during your solo while it would have made more melodic sense to play a descending Mixolidian

Guitarist: what the hell is a Ascending Phrygian mode

Drummer: exactly........im going to go hang with the bassist and talk about music theory while practicing rudiments

Guitarist: what are rudiments

Drummer: lol fag............
by Shorty the drummer February 15, 2011
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Someone who can play the instrument "Drum"
i play the drums so i'm a drummer
by Fred Durst May 07, 2003
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Someone who plays drums well. They are as essential to rock music as guitarists if not more. Drummers, along with Bass players, rarely get as much attention as singers and lead guitar players.
by Rusty Shackelfurd August 18, 2005
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the coolest kind of peole on the face of the earth!
"im a drummer" **all bow down to ultra asomely coolness**
by kimbo June 30, 2003
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The most talented musician in the band who is always underrated. Known for their rhythm, drummers are the best dancers and the best in bed. Fact: Drummers are blessed with large penises and have a higher threesome rate than other band members. We attract the hottest girls because we always play with our shirts off and have the most athletic instrument in the band causing us to be the most in shape. Fact: we have strong forearms leading to multiple orgasms to any girl that can handle it.
Example 1:

Person 1: Dude, some guy just fucked my girlfriend and my sister. At the same time.

Person 2: yep, hes a drummer.

Example 2:

Girl 1: look at that drummer....he looks so sexy banging those drums with his shirt off.

Girl 2 : lets have him drive the train on us.

Girl 1: okay.
by Nicodemous November 08, 2008
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What Neil Peart of Rush is!
That Neil Peart plays drums like no other...
by whoareyou July 09, 2003
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