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The Ultimate insult...in which nothing can outmatch. In using Gaylord you are saying somebody is essentially the Ruler of all Gays.

A Gaylord is a about 100x10^999 times more insulting than all of those words combined. Unlike many other definitions claim, Gaylord cannot be beaten by "fuck you" or any other insult.

Gaylord is a classic insult used many centuries ago, but recently has become lost in time...fortunatly it is slowely being brought back into everyday use.
Random Guy 1: Dude, fuck you to the max...and SUCK IT!!!

Random Guy 2: You're such a GAYLORD...Hail the ruler of all gays.

Random Guy 1: Shit, I just got served
by M.C Caber April 02, 2006
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Perceived to be the 'original' or 'first' homosexual male, if such a being ever existed. The occasional myth that emerges from closed circles entails that the one Gay Lord ruled over homosexuals in early Mesopotamian times as a deity of sorts and if he still lived today, would be able to control every living gay man with a single thought. Some say that the homosexual 'essence' of the Gay Lord was / is the purest of all gays. To this day, it is unknown as to how the Gay Lord actually looked like, although there is much speculation on whether the Gay Lord still lives; locked away in deep slumber. It has also been said that the Gay Lord has no apparent connection with bisexuals or lesbians.
"Like you said palooka, the Kindred have their Cain and the homos have their Gay Lord.."
by SteevJ March 31, 2005
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Grand Avenue Young Lords | a Chicago street gang that started in the area of Grand and Noble streets in the early 1950s.
The Gaylords wear black and blue, or black and gray.
by Joe Barry August 13, 2003
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the name of my town. A small town in southern minnesota. All the people who aren't from around here make fun of the name gaylord
Hey im from gaylord. where are you from?
wtf!!! your from a town called gaylord?!?!?!?!
by Beth Risk April 29, 2008
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Also known as Almighty Gaylord's, Almighty Gaylord Nation and the Chicago Gaylord's. The Gaylord's are the oldest largest White street gang located in the City of Chicago.
by Pacman712 August 04, 2007
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A lord of gayness.
One who is extremely gay
Childish form of douchebag
Someone who is really lame
my neightbor jim is a gaylord; he called the police when we had our party because he wasnt invited
by hbfir April 02, 2006
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