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a kid who takes pictures of himself with peace signs and has a medically fascinating small penis (the size of a tic-tac). pretends he has a girlfriend who does not exist.
"Hey did you see that kid Evan?"

"Yeah, he's a gaylord faggot"
by heymynameisdaddy March 29, 2010
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A wimp who has a medically fascinating small penis (the size of a tic-tac). Tries to hit on girls, but they keep friendzoning him
Often also defined as a ''Shamarkus''.
"Hey did you see Shamarkus?"

"Yeah, he's a gaylord faggot"
by Gaylord_Police March 05, 2016
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