A Gaylor is when you insert someone elses tooth brush into your ass, get some shit on it and leave it for them to brush.
A Gaylor can also be used sexually on your partner.
A Gaylor can also be used sexually on your partner.
by Ben Grimmes May 29, 2008
People who love to speculate on someone's sexuality due to one or more of the following reasons:
a. lack of attention at home
b. lack of a job
c. lack of friends
d. possibly of their meds
visual representation of a typical gaylor below
a. lack of attention at home
b. lack of a job
c. lack of friends
d. possibly of their meds
visual representation of a typical gaylor below
normal person: "oh my God, it's so weird to speculate on someone's sexuality, who cares if Taylor is gay, straight or bi, gaylors are weird"
gaylor: "but, but, in the 334th millisecond of this specific song she says a certain word and if you lower the volume and slightly distort the sound while also doing a handstand it sounds like she says karlie, so obviously they're in love and secretly have 20 children and 13 cats"
gaylor: "but, but, in the 334th millisecond of this specific song she says a certain word and if you lower the volume and slightly distort the sound while also doing a handstand it sounds like she says karlie, so obviously they're in love and secretly have 20 children and 13 cats"
by lolobobololo September 06, 2023
insufferable self-labeled “Swifties” who don’t respect Taylor Swift’s requests to stop speculating her sexuality
by lesbianswiftie February 19, 2022
by Intheabysslost January 10, 2023
A Gaylor is a person who theorises and speculates on Taylor Swift's sexuality. They are most known for interpreting Swift's song lyrics in a way that fits their narrative of her being queer - most often lesbian or bisexual - even though there's no confirmed relationships between Swift and other women or any statements made by her that would convince them of this; so pure speculation is at the play. They are well spotted on Swiftie Twitter by a "🌼" emoji placed next to their dn or in their bio, representing Kaylor, a ship between Taylor and Karlie Kloss.
A person who is against their narratives is called a Hetlor by the Gaylor community. According to Gaylor ideology, Hetlors are homophobic for being against the speculation of Taylor Swift's sexuality, as they are "just looking at her lyrics through a queer lens," but they're actually just trying to tell Swift what she is and what she isn't.
Notably Gaylors tend to accuse Swift of dating various different women, such as previously mentioned Karlie Kloss, Julianne Hough and Dianna Agron. Since Taylor has had multiple different confirmed relationships between men, Gaylors will put those off as "just beards" so that they can drive their narrative of her dating the women mentioned above. Although Swift has made numerous statements of her dislike of people speculating on her relationships and accusing her of dating her friends, Gaylors disregard that and continue dragging her out of the closet she supposedly is in.
A person who is against their narratives is called a Hetlor by the Gaylor community. According to Gaylor ideology, Hetlors are homophobic for being against the speculation of Taylor Swift's sexuality, as they are "just looking at her lyrics through a queer lens," but they're actually just trying to tell Swift what she is and what she isn't.
Notably Gaylors tend to accuse Swift of dating various different women, such as previously mentioned Karlie Kloss, Julianne Hough and Dianna Agron. Since Taylor has had multiple different confirmed relationships between men, Gaylors will put those off as "just beards" so that they can drive their narrative of her dating the women mentioned above. Although Swift has made numerous statements of her dislike of people speculating on her relationships and accusing her of dating her friends, Gaylors disregard that and continue dragging her out of the closet she supposedly is in.
Person A) I'm a gaylor - I believe
that Taylor Swift is a lesbian. 🌼
Person B) That's bad. You're literally telling
her what her sexuality is, even
though she's never explicitly
stated that she is queer, so if
she is queer, you're forcing her
out of the closet. You're not
letting her come out on her own
terms. Besides, she's not a
movie character whose
sexuality you can just spe-
Person A) You're homophobic. Taylor Swift
girl kisser. 🌼🌼
that Taylor Swift is a lesbian. 🌼
Person B) That's bad. You're literally telling
her what her sexuality is, even
though she's never explicitly
stated that she is queer, so if
she is queer, you're forcing her
out of the closet. You're not
letting her come out on her own
terms. Besides, she's not a
movie character whose
sexuality you can just spe-
Person A) You're homophobic. Taylor Swift
girl kisser. 🌼🌼
by Carolinatears September 05, 2023
by chaewonsss December 13, 2020