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Drummer of the All-American Rejects.
Has 1-inch plugs.
Makes the cutest face in AAR's Feed the Children video.
Apparently loves cereal.
Has dated his current girlfriend for, now, nine years.

Chris Gaylor is one gnarly drummer and needs more than two entries on urbandictionary.com.
by Ritter's Tina January 30, 2007
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
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Christopher James Gaylor
Born: April 19, 1979
The drummer of The All-American Rejects.
Very talented.
Super nice.
Hilarious.
One of the coolest guys ever.
by Melanie818 October 25, 2006
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