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Gaylording 

When you go out clubbing with your gay friends. Similar to raging, but with much more flair.
Activities include excessive drinking, shamelessly boisterous behavior, fiercely unapologetic attention grabbing, and generally a complete disregard for anyone outside of your group.

Much like traditional raging, it is (1.) guaranteed to be one of the best or worst nights of your life, but never in between, and (2.) only fun for those who are part of the group. Outsiders will typically hate all of you.
Friend: "Hey man, wanna go hit up some bars tonight? I need a wingman, bro."
You: "I would love to, but I'm going gaylording with Michael, Patrick, Christopher, Devin, and Gabriel. You should join! We're gonna get shitfaced at 'Play' and smoke cigarettes out back over some wildly inappropriate conversation."
Friend: "Dude I haven't been to a gay bar in years, sounds fun! I'm in!"
You: "That's what HE said."
Friend: "I see what you did there."
Gaylording by Ash Wednesday April 26, 2016

galarding 

Leaving the computer without putting up an away message.
What the hell man? Put up an away message stop galarding that shit.
galarding by WillDAThrill23213 November 10, 2010

gaylordish 

Someone being extremely annoying.
Almost a gaylord, but not quite.

Popularized by the awesome Rachel.
OMGOSH, Kevin, stop being so gaylordish!
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He's being so gaylordish, I just want to slap him.
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Your being so annoying! -Noelle
Shut up your being gaylordish! - Rachel

ILY NOELLE!
gaylordish by rachel cool kid December 16, 2006

gablorqing 

When you stick your dick into a decomposing corpses nose and wait for your semen to flow out of their mouth and drink it when it does and swish it around your mouth and swallow.
I was gablorqing last night, it was pretty fun.
gablorqing by Fact1023 February 29, 2024

gablorqing 

Ejaculating into the pores on someones skin in order to give them a pimple filled with semen.
"we were gablorqing last night, she pooped the pimples on my face it felt nice"
gablorqing by Jabatronic May 18, 2024

gablorqing 

Ejaculating into the pores on someones skin to give them a semen pimple.
"I was gablorqing with her last night, she popped the pimples on my face"
gablorqing by Jabeans1 May 19, 2024
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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