GARTS 💨 

When gays pass wind; often done as a primal form of intimacy similar to the orangutan 🦧’fleeney’
The looseness of the anus usually makes them silent but the assumption of raw organic kale 🥬 makes them very ripe and very raunchy.

Larry and Doyle have just been laying in bed all night passing GARTS 💨 watching RomComs and doing mad libs. Their eccentric mating rituals are being studied by several scholars to see how GARTS are used as lgbtq 🏳️ 🌈 friendly mating rituals

GARTS 💨 by Badger girl 317 March 2, 2025

Anal Garts 

Sores developed in the anal region due to prolonged sessions of gaming on uncomfortable chairs in poor condition, Known to flair up in anticipation of new expansions or new game rollouts. Also can be mentioned in a congratulatory way to reference certain in game milestones only reached by long hours of play

"Fuck my anal garts are flaring, I think I need to log off"

"Garts on the level d00d!"

Anal Garts by Pandertroll August 29, 2012

garth webb secondary school

Garth Webb is a new high school in Oakville. It consists of white people and spoiled rich Arabs. You can get head from about any girl there, and no worries the entire school will find out about it within 5 mins. But it's alright bc there are factors that you get to enjoy, like people throwing up in the middle of class bc they are too high.

Saaed: Bro, did you hear about what happened at Garth Webb secondary school last week?
Ryan: yeah, Connor got in so much shit

garth webb secondary school by Qewtji February 20, 2017

garstang community academy 

garstang community academy is seen as a prison and watch out lads and lasses, mr garret will be on you if you’re not careful, he’ll start messaging you and touching you up in lessons. and also mr fielden, he’ll make you bend down to pick up books or anything just to look up your skirt. oh yeah, and don’t forget how newly married mrs lakeland / mrs sugden had an affair with a teacher, mr farquaharson, who is also married and he has children. it all started on the ski trip of 2018 when they were left alone together almost every day. garstang community academy is a fantastic ‘family’ with people who wouldn’t hesitate to hit another person. it’s full of sweats and geeks and nerds. twats and bellends and freaks. boys who think they’re funny af but really they’re not. girls who will simply suck up to garret and fielden purely for attention or mr fieldens lolly pops. it’s also full of weirdos and fatties with the odd sporty freak. garstang is full of girls who simply don’t know how to do eyebrows and boys who simply don’t know when to shut there mouths. garstang has recently banned water and it’s gone so viral it’s even ended up in a magazine/ news paper in australia. not only that, probably the most decent teacher we’re ever going to get has just fucked off to another school for more money, typical of garstang really but yanno #bringbackbirch.

garstang community academy is a shit hole

garstang community academy by idgafaml April 18, 2019

Garthok 

Animal on Coneheads that Beldar Conehead has to narfle.
Garthok Weakness: Golf Club Like weapons

Beldar Conehead must "Narfle the Garthok"!

Garthok by Scott "Colonel K-Train" September 12, 2005

Gnarfle the Garthok 

A form of punishment on the planet Remulak. The offending conehead is placed in a Colosseum-like arena containing thousands of spectators. When the garthok is released the prisoner must battle it using only a hook and short staff. If the garthok is successfully gnarfled, the prisoner regains his honor. If he fails the conehead is killed and eaten by the garthok.

You have betrayed your cone heritage; therefore, you will . . . gnarfle the garthok!

Gnarfle the Garthok by Brian McManus June 21, 2006

Garthy Point 

A point that is awarded for cockish one-up-manship, named for an infamous bullshitter.

Paul: I just saw a snail in the garden!

Jake: Well I saw a pigeon, three foxes, a dog and Father Christmas in the garden, and Santa had his dick out!

Paul: Fuck off Paul, have a Garthy point!

Garthy Point by Sue de-Nym June 7, 2014