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1). Something gone wrong. Can be used in numerous forms.
ex. Something gart is going on here; D'oh, I just got garted

2). Term used when completely owning something.
ex. Hah, I garted you good.

3) That bigggest fagbank to walk god's green earth
ex. ^o^b has just signed in.
by death January 14, 2004
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Abbreviation for “Dude Arguing Online”.

Plural: “DAOs”

Coined by Twitter user @karakittel.
Would the internet exist without DAOs? Sadly, I don’t think so.
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by monkeylabor June 13, 2021
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I've been eating nothing but Oakland Gyro's the past two days and my garts are greasy and toxic.
by DankyDo March 13, 2015
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To expel gas from the anus while simultaneously gagging on a penis.
Tim told Kayla to fit all thirteen freckles on his walpole in her mouth and which made her gart.
by NightSchool March 15, 2018
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to expel an audible discharge of intestinal gas which also contains grease from the processed food; usually caused after taking an Alli weight loss pill.
What's that stain on the back of your pants? Is that grease?

Oh no, I garted!
by Pyro_Rock March 29, 2010
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**The swiggiest, swaggiest potato there is. He is the drippiest most yes potato you'd ever seen. Gard is typically wearing his swag glasses and gold chain. He's from Ireland and is on the search for his long lost twin brother, Fart who is 69 seconds younger than Gart.**
**Some loser who somehow doesn't know who Gart is: Woahhhhhh who tf is that potato they've got more drip than LINDA!**
**A smart guy who knows who Gart is: WHY HE'S GART! THE SWIGGIEST SWAGGIEST POTATO EVER!!!!!!!!!!**
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by drippy.potato.swag May 10, 2021
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