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1). Something gone wrong. Can be used in numerous forms.
ex. Something gart is going on here; D'oh, I just got garted

2). Term used when completely owning something.
ex. Hah, I garted you good.

3) That bigggest fagbank to walk god's green earth
ex. ^o^b has just signed in.
by death January 14, 2004
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To expel gas from the anus while simultaneously gagging on a penis.
Tim told Kayla to fit all thirteen freckles on his walpole in her mouth and which made her gart.
by NightSchool March 15, 2018
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to expel an audible discharge of intestinal gas which also contains grease from the processed food; usually caused after taking an Alli weight loss pill.
What's that stain on the back of your pants? Is that grease?

Oh no, I garted!
by Pyro_Rock March 29, 2010
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I've been eating nothing but Oakland Gyro's the past two days and my garts are greasy and toxic.
by DankyDo March 13, 2015
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to gart; the act of taking something that doesn't belong to you.
"that kid completely garts our style"
by mikemikemikeee February 05, 2008
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Gahrt noun
see; gut fart, stomach fart, backwards fart

When ones stomach exudes a clear, rather loud sound, resembling that of a fart, without passing gas.
Gross did you just fart?

-No but my stomach did, i garted!
by ashleiJHAD July 28, 2014
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When you fart with your intestine and your sphincter simultaneously, like Tibetan throat singing, only with your ass.
Jim shouldn't have eaten taco bell, he can't stop garting when he shits.
by Jujunum February 22, 2015
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