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Ancient Egyptian for "he who possesses a remarkable chode."Garmston" is currently a name for a young man who reeks of self-confidence and is tall, dark, handsome and financially successful. He lives life a quarter mile at a time. Women have been known to laugh at his chode merely by standing in his presence. A Garmston is perhaps best known for his amazing ability to make a women laugh at his enviable chode.
Look that lad has a Garmston

Yeah short and fat
Garmston by Hi Lo piccolosEe June 29, 2016
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Ancient Egyptian for "he who possesses a remarkable chode."Garmston" is currently a name for a young man who reeks of self-confidence and is tall, dark, handsome and financially successful. He lives life a quarter mile at a time. Women have been known to laugh at his chode merely by standing in his presence. A Garmston is perhaps best known for his amazing ability to make a women laugh at his enviable chode.
Look that lad has a Garmston

Yeah short and fat
Garmston by Hi Lo piccolosEe June 29, 2016
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Ancient Egyptian for "he who possesses a remarkable chode."Garmston" is currently a name for a young man who reeks of self-confidence and is tall, dark, handsome and financially successful. He lives life a quarter mile at a time. Women have been known to laugh at his chode merely by standing in his presence. A Garmston is perhaps best known for his amazing ability to make a women laugh at his enviable chode.
Look that lad has a Garmston

Yeah short and fat
Garmston by Hi Lo piccolosEe June 29, 2016
Ancient Egyptian for "he who possesses a remarkable chode."Garmston" is currently a name for a young man who reeks of self-confidence and is tall, dark, handsome and financially successful. He lives life a quarter mile at a time. Women have been known to laugh at his chode merely by standing in his presence. A Garmston is perhaps best known for his amazing ability to make a women laugh at his enviable chode.
Look that lad has a Garmston

Yeah short and fat
Garmston by Hi Lo piccolosEe June 29, 2016
Ancient Egyptian for "he who possesses a remarkable chode."Garmston" is currently a name for a young man who reeks of self-confidence and is tall, dark, handsome and financially successful. He lives life a quarter mile at a time. Women have been known to laugh at his chode merely by standing in his presence. A Garmston is perhaps best known for his amazing ability to make a women laugh at his enviable chode.
Look that lad has a Garmston

Yeah short and fat
Garmston by Hi Lo piccolosEe June 29, 2016
Anyone with this surname is a god. Literally. They hit the sack hard at night and love them as hard as they hit them . Also own a little doggo called Barny.
" who she fell asleep so quick... must be a Gamston "
Gamston by gamston4ever March 19, 2017

Garstone 

A Garstone is a scenario where a man tries to attract a female by seeming vulnerable or injured, much like Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone in the Amazing Spider-Man
Jason: bro did you hear about Logan trying to get with Anna?

Kyle: Nah bro wtf happened

Jason: Bro he was a fucking garstone bro. He told her about his cut on his neck tried making her feel bad for him. He has no game
Garstone by Seabass16yohn April 5, 2022