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Ancient Egyptian for "he who possesses a remarkable chode."Garmston" is currently a name for a young man who reeks of self-confidence and is tall, dark, handsome and financially successful. He lives life a quarter mile at a time. Women have been known to laugh at his chode merely by standing in his presence. A Garmston is perhaps best known for his amazing ability to make a women laugh at his enviable chode.
Look that lad has a Garmston

Yeah short and fat
by Hi Lo piccolosEe June 29, 2016
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Ancient Egyptian for "he who possesses a remarkable chode."Garmston" is currently a name for a young man who reeks of self-confidence and is tall, dark, handsome and financially successful. He lives life a quarter mile at a time. Women have been known to laugh at his chode merely by standing in his presence. A Garmston is perhaps best known for his amazing ability to make a women laugh at his enviable chode.
Look that lad has a Garmston

Yeah short and fat
by Hi Lo piccolosEe June 29, 2016
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Ancient Egyptian for "he who possesses a remarkable chode."Garmston" is currently a name for a young man who reeks of self-confidence and is tall, dark, handsome and financially successful. He lives life a quarter mile at a time. Women have been known to laugh at his chode merely by standing in his presence. A Garmston is perhaps best known for his amazing ability to make a women laugh at his enviable chode.
Look that lad has a Garmston

Yeah short and fat
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Ancient Egyptian for "he who possesses a remarkable chode."Garmston" is currently a name for a young man who reeks of self-confidence and is tall, dark, handsome and financially successful. He lives life a quarter mile at a time. Women have been known to laugh at his chode merely by standing in his presence. A Garmston is perhaps best known for his amazing ability to make a women laugh at his enviable chode.
Look that lad has a Garmston

Yeah short and fat
by Hi Lo piccolosEe June 29, 2016
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Ancient Egyptian for "he who possesses a remarkable chode."Garmston" is currently a name for a young man who reeks of self-confidence and is tall, dark, handsome and financially successful. He lives life a quarter mile at a time. Women have been known to laugh at his chode merely by standing in his presence. A Garmston is perhaps best known for his amazing ability to make a women laugh at his enviable chode.
Look that lad has a Garmston

Yeah short and fat
by Hi Lo piccolosEe June 29, 2016
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