Skip to main content

Gartside 

Lunch in Croydon consisting of a whole chicken and a large french stick.
2 gartsides to go please.
Gartside by aaaa aaaaaa July 4, 2005
Words you can keep

katy jane garside 

there is no way to describe such a character for she is unique in her world, in our world, in the other world.
she is her own definition. search for her and witness her. i insist.
katy jane garside, of queen adreena
katy jane garside by fuschia moomin December 22, 2003

Katy Jane Garside 

Part of British Rock band "Daisy Chainsaw" and "Queen Adreena"

described as "artsy" and "slightly odd", which makes her music all the more delightful.

Has the enviable talent of going from true metal scream to soft angellic and ghostly tones.

And inspiration, and also seen as a contempory of the riot grrrl movement
*Check out "Queen Adreena" albums "Taxidermy" and "Drink Me"

*1: who the fuck are Queen Adreena??
2: a band who has given rock, metal and the UK a purpose for living
Katy Jane Garside by Kat,Kath,Court February 10, 2005

Andrew garside 

Someone who is weirdly obsessed with a girl and says sexual shit about them. They are also predators with tiny dicks
Guy: hey girl your so fine and I’m obsessed with you
Girl: ew your such an Andrew garside

Cum-swap Garside

Cum-swap Garside, also known as the cumswap challenge Is a competitive game of tag where one person ejaculates into their own mouth and then cum-swaps with someone else who consequently adds their own jizz into the mix.
All contestants from around the world must then work together to get the ever growing cum-glop around the entire earth by cum swapping.
Upon arrival at the beginning country, the first occupant of said country to receive the cum will finally swallow it and thereby conclude the game.

The event is named after Robert Garside (born 6 January 1967), calling himself The Runningman, is a British runner who was credited by Guinness World Records as the first person to run around the world.
Person 1: Hey we doing the cum-swap Garside next Saturday?
Person 2: yeah! Me and Stacy has been drinking fish smoothies all week to prepare for it!

Example 2
The annual cum-swap Garside begins on the 9th of February.
Contestants from all around the world will be required to be on standby and await their turn until the games has concluded.
Cum-swap Garside by Flip-flop man January 13, 2021

Oliver Garside 

Angel eyes, the living incarnate of Lee Van Cleef in 'The Good, The Bad and The Ugly.' if this is your name, then god help any who meet your gaze.
Oliver Garsides, if your walking in the street, and someone crosses your path, stare them into submission.
Oliver Garside by Garside April 8, 2010

thomas garside 

A twat who sucks on nips cause he's a mamas boiiiii. Got a lil dick but big hands to make up for it, if only he knew what to do with den. Ha. gay.
"Thomas Garside don't know how to cum"
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
Next