Skip to main content

Lemon Garnish 

The female equivalent of teabagging, in which a woman rubs her saucy vagina along the forehead of an unsuspecting victim. Hair or anything left behind can be referred to as parsley.
I passed out at Madison's after drinking too much rosé and they took pictures of them lemon garnishing me!
Lemon Garnish by MooHen July 8, 2017
Related Words

gargashian 

A woman's gargantuan gash between her legs.
Yo, that Bitch has one gorgeous gargashian!
gargashian by GlazeHer April 12, 2016
Like served pwned or owned only in the extreme. Derives from the act of hiding garnish in ones clothes as a prank
Dude, is that lettuce in your pocket? You just got garnished.
garnished by Matt March 25, 2005
To describe an item of horrible clothing, usually stripey and in the form of a cardigan. Can also describe the feeling of a major hangover.
mam, what the fuck is this cardigan you have bought me, its garish as fuck, you bitch.
Garish by COD 5 May 15, 2009
an extremely unlikeable friend of a friend who you put up with to please your friend -
"Im trying to get with this chick - but her friends are the biggest FUCKING garnishes... so its not gonna work - her loss"

"Amanda is a garnish"
Garnish by A. GIV June 14, 2004
A fairly contemporary religion that preaches the importance of friends, family, money, education, filial piety and morning nutrition. Although once considered a fad cult hoax, it was able to rise from its obscurity and is now one of the top 58 fastest growing religions in the greater midwest region of the United States. Has a large base in inner mongolia as well.

Humble beginnings were set in the Normanton Park complex in Singapore. Its prophet and vice president of applicatory proceedings, Varun Garg was trying to say something funny to impress some girls and made up this religion and in haste, on a half-ripped serviette, wrote out the first three tenents of this soul-searching religion. This serviette was last seen on ebay. The contents of the serviette has been a large source of debate but concensus is that it did stress the importance of making your first million before the age of 92, ensuring taking a nutritiously rich breakfast every morning, and helping those in need.
Yo, that gargism is so da wack?!
gargism by Varun Garg July 31, 2006