"what dippu shittu eats sushi with a fork"
a: "omae wa mo shinderu"
b: "yeah well omae wa mo dippu shittu"
a: (head explodes)
a: "omae wa mo shinderu"
b: "yeah well omae wa mo dippu shittu"
a: (head explodes)
by MooHen September 09, 2021
by MooHen April 03, 2022
The female equivalent of teabagging, in which a woman rubs her saucy vagina along the forehead of an unsuspecting victim. Hair or anything left behind can be referred to as parsley.
I passed out at Madison's after drinking too much rosé and they took pictures of them lemon garnishing me!
by MooHen July 08, 2017
The mars dust burns a lot less than you would expect.
When flaming cheeto dust caresses your hard dick, that's amore...
When flaming cheeto dust caresses your hard dick, that's amore...
by MooHen March 04, 2023
Acronym for "VUlva Labia Pussy Area" to describe the general outside section of a woman's genitalia. Technically more accurate than saying vagina in some cases because apparently that's on the inside?
"I've had your entire vulpa in my mouth, I suppose we can share a toothbrush"
"The vagina is on the inside! You eat the vulpa, you penetrate the vagina. You don't eat the vagina."
"The vagina is on the inside! You eat the vulpa, you penetrate the vagina. You don't eat the vagina."
by MooHen March 05, 2022
Portmanteau of 'pussy' and 'loogie'. Consists of a frothy dollop of semen that the woman pushes out post sex.
by MooHen July 26, 2020
The fluid under a woman from her pussy juice after sex. Particularly obvious on darker-colored blankets. Leaves a prominent white stain if ignored.
"We need to do laundry, I left an oil slick and I hate looking at it."
"I like the sight, it feeds my ego. I made you do that."
"I like the sight, it feeds my ego. I made you do that."
by MooHen November 10, 2022