MooHen's definitions

Ploog

Portmanteau of 'pussy' and 'loogie'. Consists of a frothy dollop of semen that the woman pushes out post sex.

"Enough cuddling. I've been holding your cum in for five minutes, I need to go ploog."

by MooHen July 25, 2020

Oil Slick

The fluid under a woman from her pussy juice after sex. Particularly obvious on darker-colored blankets. Leaves a prominent white stain if ignored.

"We need to do laundry, I left an oil slick and I hate looking at it."
"I like the sight, it feeds my ego. I made you do that."

by MooHen November 9, 2022

Mars Dust

When, for whatever reason, you get Flaming Hot Cheeto Dust on the head of your dick.

The mars dust burns a lot less than you would expect.

When flaming cheeto dust caresses your hard dick, that's amore...

by MooHen March 4, 2023

Dippu shittu

japanese for dipshit. similar to baka

"what dippu shittu eats sushi with a fork"

a: "omae wa mo shinderu"
b: "yeah well omae wa mo dippu shittu"
a: (head explodes)

by MooHen September 8, 2021

Vulpa

Acronym for "VUlva Labia Pussy Area" to describe the general outside section of a woman's genitalia. Technically more accurate than saying vagina in some cases because apparently that's on the inside?

"I've had your entire vulpa in my mouth, I suppose we can share a toothbrush"

"The vagina is on the inside! You eat the vulpa, you penetrate the vagina. You don't eat the vagina."

by MooHen March 4, 2022

Do-yes

Correct pronunciation of the airport in D.C., with a Spanish double l.

"Out of respect for the people of Guatemala, I am changing the pronunciation of the Airport in D.C. Also sorry for the syphyllis experiments." - Barack Obama, probably

Following this statement Dulles officially gained the Spanish double l and was henceforth pronounced "Do-yes".

by MooHen December 6, 2022

Lemon Garnish

The female equivalent of teabagging, in which a woman rubs her saucy vagina along the forehead of an unsuspecting victim. Hair or anything left behind can be referred to as parsley.

I passed out at Madison's after drinking too much rosé and they took pictures of them lemon garnishing me!

by MooHen July 8, 2017