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Garnishment 

I will stop showing up to work immediately is a single cent is removed. I'll wait til the last day of my "5 day to pay or quit" and stab a fucking child in the fucking face.
Hym "I told you my garnishment story right? I worked as an installment tech and after a wage fraud scandal I got roped up in, instead of turning me over to the police they garnished my wage. Like 50% of it. Worked for like 5 dollars an hour for a year. Found out later that they were taking way more than any judge would have sentenced me to pay... Good times. But judges do not matter anymore. Only 1 thing matters."
Garnishment by Hym Iam May 2, 2025
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Gunishment 

The punishment doled out to convicted paedophiles in order to de-wrong their brains. (etymology: gun + punishment; source: Chris Morris, 2001)
Gunishment by Anonymous May 2, 2003

gunishment 

1.Derived from a combination of the words punishment and the UK slang word "Gun" meaning to insult. Therefore, gunishment means to insult in a severe and punishing manner.
2. Featured in the "Paedogedden" episode of British satirical show "Brass Eye". Here gunishment means to punish with guns.
1. "your momma's so dumb, she had you!"
"Oh no!!! That's gunishment!!"

2. "Paedos don't need punishment, they need gunishment"
gunishment by Kay Dash Plus August 2, 2007

gunishment 

A mixture of gun and punishment, forming the type of punishment with the word punishment.
Man, these people dont just need punishment... they need gunishment
gunishment by jesus April 25, 2004

Gunishment 

Common American schoolyard term for shooting people you do not like.
I'm mad at my teacher. It's time for GUNISHMENT.
Gunishment by PiPPiLiNA November 7, 2002
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Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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