NooberCrooser's definitions

rally towel

A sports towel one waves and twirls in the air, usually at a sporting event, anticipating a rally by the home team or building hype before a game.

We were waving our rally towels as the bases were loaded with no outs and Derek Jeter was at the plate.

by NooberCrooser October 12, 2014

slap me silly

To slap one until they're knocked some sense into or to slap one until they're knocked the hell out.

John had to slap me silly after I jumped off that 30-foot diving board.

Mike slapped me silly when we fought after school.

by NooberCrooser November 2, 2014

gargish

The feeling of nausea and/or fatigue.

I felt gargish when I landed, it was such a horrible flight.

by NooberCrooser October 16, 2014

young metro

The nickname of Future's producer Metro Boomin'.

The line, "If young metro don't trust ya..." is a reference to Future indicating that Metro Boomin' must approve of all his associates or violence will ensue.

Young metro got Future hooked up with that new studio album. But Future don't trust him.

by NooberCrooser June 22, 2016