Garnish 

an extremely unlikeable friend of a friend who you put up with to please your friend -

"Im trying to get with this chick - but her friends are the biggest FUCKING garnishes... so its not gonna work - her loss"

"Amanda is a garnish"

Garnish by A. GIV June 14, 2004

Garnish 

To add a touch of bling to an outfit.

Yo nigga, you betta garnish that shit if you wanna be flossy.

Garnish by el_estevan February 1, 2009

garnish 

to take money out of your account when it is needed at the worst possible time

we are garnishing your bank account.

garnish by slakisdotcom July 26, 2004

garnish 

A small group of or a single pubic hair that is stuck to the side of a toilet or urinal.

Yo yo yo?!?! Who decorated the toilet with dat mutha fuckin' piece of garnish?

garnish by nate_j_y December 28, 2005

Garnish 

A bribe.

"Give the petty official a garnish and he'll go away".

Garnish by Zed Numar August 30, 2021

Garnish 

An unnecessary decoration/ addition that adds no real purpose. Like the price of cilantro restaurants put on every meal.

“My headband is just a garnish to my outfit”
“I don’t know why she puts her cereal in a special clear box, it’s just a garnish”

Garnish by br1tney spears April 9, 2022

Lemon Garnish 

The female equivalent of teabagging, in which a woman rubs her saucy vagina along the forehead of an unsuspecting victim. Hair or anything left behind can be referred to as parsley.

I passed out at Madison's after drinking too much rosé and they took pictures of them lemon garnishing me!

Lemon Garnish by MooHen July 8, 2017