Like served pwned or owned only in the extreme. Derives from the act of hiding garnish in ones clothes as a prank
Dude, is that lettuce in your pocket? You just got garnished.
by Matt March 25, 2005
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an extremely unlikeable friend of a friend who you put up with to please your friend -
"Im trying to get with this chick - but her friends are the biggest FUCKING garnishes... so its not gonna work - her loss"

"Amanda is a garnish"
by A. GIV June 14, 2004
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To add a touch of bling to an outfit.
Yo nigga, you betta garnish that shit if you wanna be flossy.
by el_estevan February 01, 2009
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After dropping your man juice on a persons face, you rip your ass hair out and sprinkle it upon thier face. To "garnish " ones face
" you How was she? did you do the garnish"

by Joe and Nate April 09, 2008
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to take money out of your account when it is needed at the worst possible time
we are garnishing your bank account.
by slakisdotcom July 26, 2004
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A small group of or a single pubic hair that is stuck to the side of a toilet or urinal.
Yo yo yo?!?! Who decorated the toilet with dat mutha fuckin' piece of garnish?
by nate_j_y December 06, 2005
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