The timeline outlining the events that lead up to finally bagging a girl a dude wanted to dig out, as well as the events following the first coitus.
"Yo, I cannot believe my gineline with Hokara began all the way back in 2012 and is still happening today!"
by GlazeHer April 22, 2015
When you quarantine yourself at Kara's beach condo, stocked with plenty of grub, toilet paper, sanitizer, couch time, Netflix and your awesome Boston Terrier.
Man, I've been in #karantine due to COVID-19 since the Governor of Cali put us on a "stay at home" order. Our beaches and boardwalks are closed, thank goodness cannabis is legal!
by GlazeHer March 27, 2020
by GlazeHer April 28, 2016
by GlazeHer April 29, 2015
I went to the club last night and had an opportunkitty to smash this Ho, but she was so sloppy I decided to bounce and go home with a carne asada burrito instead.
by GlazeHer July 23, 2016
by GlazeHer March 06, 2020
I finally published my doucheography! Well, I wasn't able to find a legit publisher so I took a picture of the one-pager and posted to my blog.
by GlazeHer May 09, 2014