Definitions by GlazeHer
I did the bads and got the goods
When someone who is trying to stop smoking weed during the week, caves and ends up buying an eighth on Tuesday. They feel bad for what they did, but now they have the goods.
When she asked me if I was successful in my goal to stop smoking weed during the week, I simply replied with "I did the bads and got the goods". She already knew.
I did the bads and got the goods by GlazeHer March 24, 2026
common cents
What one without common sense believes as the meaning... "people who have spare change such as dimes and nickels, common cents"
Alternatively, what one may name a playlist with songs by Common and 50 Cent.
Alternatively, what one may name a playlist with songs by Common and 50 Cent.
common cents by GlazeHer September 30, 2025
Customer Suckcess
When your job is to be a trusted advisor for customers, but your product sucks so hard, all you can guarantee is customer suckcess.
Bob: "Oh, I didn't tell you? The customer terminated their contract"
Jane: "Wait, so you mean my title has been changed to Customer Suckcess Manager?"
Bob: "Indeed..."
Jane: "Wait, so you mean my title has been changed to Customer Suckcess Manager?"
Bob: "Indeed..."
Customer Suckcess by GlazeHer July 1, 2025
I don't play games, I win them
When two people are arguing and one tells the other to "stop playing games"! Yet the other person is always right, so they don't play games... they win them!
Dude: "You really gotta chill out and stop playing games!"
Dudette: "I don't play games, I win them!"
Dudette: "I don't play games, I win them!"
I don't play games, I win them by GlazeHer June 4, 2025