GlazeHer's definitions

I did the bads and got the goods

When someone who is trying to stop smoking weed during the week, caves and ends up buying an eighth on Tuesday. They feel bad for what they did, but now they have the goods.

When she asked me if I was successful in my goal to stop smoking weed during the week, I simply replied with "I did the bads and got the goods". She already knew.

by GlazeHer March 24, 2026

common cents

What one without common sense believes as the meaning... "people who have spare change such as dimes and nickels, common cents"

Alternatively, what one may name a playlist with songs by Common and 50 Cent.

My pockets are full of common cents, more so dimes and nickels than pennies.

by GlazeHer September 30, 2025

Customer Suckcess

When your job is to be a trusted advisor for customers, but your product sucks so hard, all you can guarantee is customer suckcess.

Bob: "Oh, I didn't tell you? The customer terminated their contract"
Jane: "Wait, so you mean my title has been changed to Customer Suckcess Manager?"
Bob: "Indeed..."

by GlazeHer July 1, 2025

mothia

A mafia consisting of moths.

When Sally turned the patio light on, all of the moths swarmed as if they were a mafia out to get their mark!

"Holy flying bugs, it's a mothia!!"

by GlazeHer June 23, 2025

Pooperina

A ballerina who has shit themselves.

I was so nervous for my ballerina recital that I shat myself, I am now known as the "Pooperina"!

by GlazeHer June 11, 2025

I don't play games, I win them

When two people are arguing and one tells the other to "stop playing games"! Yet the other person is always right, so they don't play games... they win them!

Dude: "You really gotta chill out and stop playing games!"
Dudette: "I don't play games, I win them!"

by GlazeHer June 4, 2025

slaperone

Some who chaperones another to slap the shit out of someone.

That chick is acting crazy, will you be my slaperone while I smack her into coming correct?

by GlazeHer November 25, 2023