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fausties
“fausties” is a collective thought. A DEEP realization of what it’s like to be WOKEN.
You speaks of its meaning. You answers to its questions. You follows its ideology.
You speaks of its meaning. You answers to its questions. You follows its ideology.
huck the fuskies
polite verbage
what WSU does to the UW on many occations of sporting events
what all cougars like to do to the dawgs
what WSU does to the UW on many occations of sporting events
what all cougars like to do to the dawgs
The mighty cougars like to huck the fuskies.
with 85,000 dawg fans at the game, we just hucked the fuckies
with 85,000 dawg fans at the game, we just hucked the fuckies
huck the fuskies by johnny cornett August 3, 2007
Fasties
A person with a low level of intelligence enrolled in what is called a fast forward program.
They smoke, smell bad, are greasy, crusty and the weather has no effect on them.
They smoke, smell bad, are greasy, crusty and the weather has no effect on them.
Person 1: Look at those fasties out there in the snow smoking! It must be so cold!
Person 2: Foolish niner, don't you know fasties are immune to all weather conditions?
Person 2: Foolish niner, don't you know fasties are immune to all weather conditions?
Fasties by Roro-Retaliation October 16, 2007
Festies
That tiny bit of weed left on the table which all the fiends scrape up regardless of other debris on the table and smoke it.
Festies by Anonystoner July 13, 2009
festies
fake besties
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square grouper
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square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.