DRP

DRP (Pronounce D-err-p): The Durham Regional Police Department that annoys the shit out of the non straight-edge citizens of Durham. They may sometimes appear nice, but one must remember that they are actually a private company and not a community police force. Money grabbing assholes! The DRP do not know of their new nickname ;P

*Upon seeing a DRP*
Me: Fuckin' DRP!
DRP1: Wtf?
*DRP1 goes to it's station, confused*
DRP1: Hey, something wierd happened today.
DRP2: What happened?
DRP1: I passed by some kid and he started shouting durp!
DRP2: That's trippy shit man, here, have a hit off this blunt I confiscated from a medical user.

by Anonystoner August 05, 2009

Festies

That tiny bit of weed left on the table which all the fiends scrape up regardless of other debris on the table and smoke it.

Me: Man don't smoke that, that's festies.
Fiend: Nah man this is good stuff.
Me: *Facepalm*

by Anonystoner July 13, 2009

Blood Cougher

Someone who coughs up blood due to smoking too much, or smoking using a bad smoking apparatus. Generally, the bleeding is caused by a popped lung or some sort of airway drying.

Other people who are blood coughers are heavy alcoholics and cannibals.

"Hey dude, see the game last night?"
*Dude coughs up blood.*
"Awe fuck you blood cougher, go to the hospital."

by Anonystoner September 03, 2009