Festies

That tiny bit of weed left on the table which all the fiends scrape up regardless of other debris on the table and smoke it.

Me: Man don't smoke that, that's festies.
Fiend: Nah man this is good stuff.
Me: *Facepalm*

by Anonystoner July 13, 2009

DRP

DRP (Pronounce D-err-p): The Durham Regional Police Department that annoys the shit out of the non straight-edge citizens of Durham. They may sometimes appear nice, but one must remember that they are actually a private company and not a community police force. Money grabbing assholes! The DRP do not know of their new nickname ;P

*Upon seeing a DRP*
Me: Fuckin' DRP!
DRP1: Wtf?
*DRP1 goes to it's station, confused*
DRP1: Hey, something wierd happened today.
DRP2: What happened?
DRP1: I passed by some kid and he started shouting durp!
DRP2: That's trippy shit man, here, have a hit off this blunt I confiscated from a medical user.

by Anonystoner August 05, 2009

Blood Cougher

Someone who coughs up blood due to smoking too much, or smoking using a bad smoking apparatus. Generally, the bleeding is caused by a popped lung or some sort of airway drying.

Other people who are blood coughers are heavy alcoholics and cannibals.

"Hey dude, see the game last night?"
*Dude coughs up blood.*
"Awe fuck you blood cougher, go to the hospital."

by Anonystoner September 03, 2009