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"Festy" describes anything that is dirty and/or smelly. It is particularly used to describe people, but may be used to refer to objects or animals.
Eew! You smell festy!
That guy is so festy.
I'm not touching that festy bandage.
Don't let your festy dog into my house.
festy by Luke January 8, 2005
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(noun) A person who lives to go to music festivals. A sort of lovechild of a hippie and a raver. Commonly sporting one or two dreadlocks and/or a partially shaved head. Loves face paint, henna, anything glow-in-the-dark, tattoos, music (especially dubstep, electronic, indie, folk, alternative), eastern/new age themed religions, hallucinogens and hula hoops. They generally refer to festivals as "home." Rainbow Gathering and Burning Man are the Meccas of festies.
Joanna and all of her festy friends rented a bus to drive to Burning Man.

Mitch: I can't even afford toilet paper, man. I bought tickets to Sasquatch, Coachella, Shambhala, AND Burning Man.
Joe: Dude, you're such a festy.
Mitch: What can I say. Festivals are home.
festy by cad_dy January 15, 2013
Something that is very distusting.
festy by arian May 31, 2003
That corpse is really festy.
festy by P. D. Jackson July 20, 2005
"Dude, did you book a hotie (hippiespeak for hotel) for the festy yet?"
festy by asdfasdasdasdasds February 12, 2010