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That tiny bit of weed left on the table which all the fiends scrape up regardless of other debris on the table and smoke it.
Me: Man don't smoke that, that's festies.
Fiend: Nah man this is good stuff.
Me: *Facepalm*
Festies by Anonystoner July 13, 2009
Words you can keep
fake besties
Danielle; hey see that kid over there?
Eddie;Yeah why?
Danielle;he's one of my festies
festies by eddyarias September 24, 2011
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A closer bond then best friends,'besties'. Someone who is always around, so it seems as though you're not a loner. This person should also depend on you, sort of like a parasite.
Eden and I have been festies ever since year nine.
Festies by Tammy18 May 2, 2008
To suddenly desire a shit ton of food after consuming cannabis or alcohol.
“Yooo the festies are kickin my ass, i just ate 3 Bacon Egg n Cheese w Avocados and a glizzy” -Steven Skylar Sable
Festies by Dykey Buttcrack November 22, 2022
Someone who goes to a lot of music festivals.

It does have the connotation of someone who gets wasted and parties while attending these festivals, but the overall meaning is based on simply frequenting festivals.
"So you said Steve might be coming to forest this year?"

"Yeah, but I don't think it's gonna happen, he's not much of a festie."
festie by briaguya September 12, 2014
A music festival generally lasting several days.
Are you going to that festie in nor cal this summer?
festie by wonder_wingnut April 20, 2011
A person who’s alter ego comes out at a music festival
Fuck ! Anthony was off his head at the Falls Festival, he was such a festpest
festpest by Fest Pest 77 May 1, 2018
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