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An annoying, perverted, irrelevant male who is very easy to spot, usually wears excessive deep v necks and an entire can of axe spray, maybe two. He is always on the prowl with his extreme thirst and because of his desperation for female attention, he is constantly begging for nudes and gets disappointed easily when a girl doesn't put out on the first date. He automatically assumes some chick wants the D when all she said was "hi" and being nice to him. He has no ambition in life and will end up having only these companions with him: herpes, chlymadia, gonorrhea, and HIV. For fuck's sake, please beware of fuqbois
"Who dat sprayin that axe everywhere my lungs gettin infected"
"That's Timothy over there he's a fuqboi"
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Funnodiek 

Funnodiek is used to describe a person who does not blink, or blink for a long period of time.
A year from now, you're walking in the street staring off into space and a bitch girl whispers: "Oh my god.. see that funnodiek? What's wrong with her!"

You're bored in class, staring off into space.
Teacher goes: HEY I won't tolerate any funnodieks! Colleges don't accept that type of people!

You play video games for hours and forget to blink. Finally you do and say "FUCK THAT BURNS! Man I was a total funnodiek right there."
Funnodiek by happyme147 March 27, 2013
Used on the NFC to denote a stupid, funny or retarded person or comment. Also can be used to denote a joke or sarcasm.
"Shut up man, you're such a funone" "I broke my CD player :funone:" "I hope you die. :funone:"
funone by VacuolateTuna November 3, 2004
Takes lots of selfies, wears to much cologne, and always dresses like they are about to walk down the catwalk (even if its just to get takeaway). To sum up not worth your time. They are all the same. All they care about is themselves and getting laid. So if you see a fuqboi approaching run the other way.
Omg this guy down my street is such a fuqboi.
Fuqboi by meh-the element of apathy September 7, 2017

funopause 

When a friend hits a stage in their life where they stop having fun, usually after the age of 30, and completely alienate all of their friends.
Kerp hit funopause and has been a mopey bastard ever since, he even gave up bowling!
funopause by RAW Brewing December 4, 2015

fuknowledge 

fuknoledge is combined with the words fun and knowledge put together. It means that whenever you do something that was fun and you learned about anything on the same day, hour,or minute. Me and my friend made it up in soccer and said "soccer was fuknowledge today."
Our soccer today was fuknowledge.
fuknowledge by Ladison August 27, 2019