funopause

When a friend hits a stage in their life where they stop having fun, usually after the age of 30, and completely alienate all of their friends.

Kerp hit funopause and has been a mopey bastard ever since, he even gave up bowling!

by RAW Brewing December 4, 2015

femopause

When a woman takes time out from grooming and making an effort to look feminine.

Is Judy going through "femopause". She's not wearing any make-up, deoderant and the hairs on her legs are long enough to braid!!!

by middleager May 23, 2013