funccubus
(N) A person that sucks the fun out of everything. It is a portmanteau of the words “fun” and “succubus”.
funccubus by kerb-stirer May 4, 2020
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Fuckubus
A person who fucks you out of your plans, makes things go wrong, drains your energy, or uses you for whatever aspect until you no longer have what they want.
funkubus
subordinate adjective - implies a somewhat deeper bond between two "homies" than general homieship. This is not indicative of a homosexual relationship in any way, ya dig?
funkubus by Kyle Thaddeus Bryant June 7, 2003
fuccubus
A truck or van which, having been seen from a great distance from a bus stop, bears a remarkable resemblance to a bus, but upon closer approach proves to be of absolutely no use for the purpose of public transportation.
I thought my seemingly endless wait at the bus stop was finally at an end, but my heart sank when I realized it was just another fuccubus.
fuccubus by bal-de-vis October 17, 2011
Fuccubus
n.
A woman who wants all of the benefits of a relationship without any of the responsibility. Fuccubi are often jealous creatures, expecting their boy toys to be faithful to them alone while playing the field. The soul-sucking female equivalent of a "Fuckboy."
A woman who wants all of the benefits of a relationship without any of the responsibility. Fuccubi are often jealous creatures, expecting their boy toys to be faithful to them alone while playing the field. The soul-sucking female equivalent of a "Fuckboy."
"So how are things going with the new lady?"
"Well, she's really affectionate... but she's completely unwilling to be commit to a relationship but gets pissed at me when I'm not available."
"Sounds like a fuccubus to me buddy. Better watch your step."
"Well, she's really affectionate... but she's completely unwilling to be commit to a relationship but gets pissed at me when I'm not available."
"Sounds like a fuccubus to me buddy. Better watch your step."
Fuccubus by Justindrums August 26, 2017
Fuckubus
A person or entity that when around other people leaves them with the feeling that they are being "fucked."
I have a feeling that that new manager from corporate is going to take away our health benefits and cut our salaries. He seems like a real fuckubus.
Fuckubus by The Great Prophet Eric March 28, 2010
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
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Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
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