That dreadfully evil junccubus,had kidnapped my son and got a 5 year restraining order in a town thats over a 1,000 miles away and had left a month before he was born so no name on the b-c. What do i do.
by Chucky1915 October 18, 2021
Get the Junccubus mug.(N) A person that sucks the fun out of everything. It is a portmanteau of the words “fun” and “succubus”.
by kerb-stirer May 4, 2020
Get the funccubus mug.Female or male demon similar to succubus but does not engage in sexual relations with their human victim. Instead, the jaccubus visits men in their sleep and masturbates them until full release. This may happen multiple times, leading to physical discomfort, embarassment, and testicular depletion.
Babydoll: You feel like messing around a little before going work this morning, honey?
Me: Sorry babe, can't do it. My penis is so red and sore...my balls ache like a mutha...not to mention I was stuck to both the top and bottom sheets this morning when I woke up. Must have been visited by the jaccubus again last night.
Babydoll: You could have just said no. ::shakes head::
Me: Sorry babe, can't do it. My penis is so red and sore...my balls ache like a mutha...not to mention I was stuck to both the top and bottom sheets this morning when I woke up. Must have been visited by the jaccubus again last night.
Babydoll: You could have just said no. ::shakes head::
by Bulldozr July 17, 2009
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