fuccubus

A truck or van which, having been seen from a great distance from a bus stop, bears a remarkable resemblance to a bus, but upon closer approach proves to be of absolutely no use for the purpose of public transportation.

I thought my seemingly endless wait at the bus stop was finally at an end, but my heart sank when I realized it was just another fuccubus.

by bal-de-vis October 17, 2011

Fuccubus

n.
A woman who wants all of the benefits of a relationship without any of the responsibility. Fuccubi are often jealous creatures, expecting their boy toys to be faithful to them alone while playing the field. The soul-sucking female equivalent of a "Fuckboy."

"So how are things going with the new lady?"
"Well, she's really affectionate... but she's completely unwilling to be commit to a relationship but gets pissed at me when I'm not available."
"Sounds like a fuccubus to me buddy. Better watch your step."

by Justindrums August 26, 2017

Fuckubus

A person who fucks you out of your plans, makes things go wrong, drains your energy, or uses you for whatever aspect until you no longer have what they want.

We were going camping until that fuckubus slashed the tires on my RV.

It turns out, my wife is quite the fuckubus.

So-and-so is a fuckubus because he used me for a place to stay.

by mondon October 9, 2017

funccubus

(N) A person that sucks the fun out of everything. It is a portmanteau of the words “fun” and “succubus”.

Jason called me a funccubus because I would not let anyone at the party do shots of Jameson.

by kerb-stirer May 4, 2020

Fuckubus

A person or entity that when around other people leaves them with the feeling that they are being "fucked."

I have a feeling that that new manager from corporate is going to take away our health benefits and cut our salaries. He seems like a real fuckubus.

by The Great Prophet Eric March 28, 2010