Duck's Nuts

Noun, (singular) to be excellent or of a very high standard, synonym- the "bee's knees"

That bartender Cameron at Ramphearts is the "duck's nuts". He provides excellent service and is an extremely witty storyteller.

by kerb-stirer March 2, 2017

Cuntalingus

(Verb) the act of performing oral sex on a very "bitchy" woman.

John, last night I met this woman and she made me go down on her. She kept grabbing my head and telling me how I wasn't doing it right. I hate giving "Cuntalingus".

by kerb-stirer August 10, 2014

The Queen of Science

(Noun) a female teacher of science who promotes learning with royal enthusiasm and a high concentration of energy.

I have a class with “The Queen of Science” this weekend and we will be studying ETHYL ALCOHOL mixology effects on students.

by kerb-stirer September 21, 2013

Dick Booger

This is what is found on a touch screen of a TV or computer display in a bar restroom. It’s the crusted, sticky, semen-ish discharge on the tip of one’s index finger that sticks to the screen.

"I was in RampHearts Bar and noticed mad dick boogers on the touch screen LED TV over the urinal. I told Cameron to have someone wipe it off"

by kerb-stirer January 15, 2017

Hot Cosby

unlawful sexual intercourse or any other sexual penetration of the vagina, anus, or mouth of another person, with or without force, by a sex organ, other body part, or foreign object, without the consent of the victim.

William gave that girl a drink that knocked her out before he gave her a Hot Cosby while she was sleeping.

by kerb-stirer November 3, 2015

funccubus

(N) A person that sucks the fun out of everything. It is a portmanteau of the words “fun” and “succubus”.

Jason called me a funccubus because I would not let anyone at the party do shots of Jameson.

by kerb-stirer May 4, 2020

Tampobling

(noun) an artistic string of metallic or porcelain beads added to the string of a inserted tampon.

Hey Girl, since your Aunt Flow is in town we should make the best of this bloody situation. Please come over tonight and I’ll get my tweezers out and jazz up that tampon string with some “Tampobling”.

by kerb-stirer November 2, 2013