Taint-a-licious

The "pleasure" produced by gently stroking the soft supple skin between the anus and the genitals.
Patty that thing you were going around my back side last night was "Taint-a-licious".
by kerb-stirer August 08, 2014
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Duck's Nuts

Noun, (singular) to be excellent or of a very high standard, synonym- the "bee's knees"
That bartender Cameron at Ramphearts is the "duck's nuts". He provides excellent service and is an extremely witty storyteller.
by kerb-stirer March 02, 2017
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Cuntalingus

(Verb) the act of performing oral sex on a very "bitchy" woman.
John, last night I met this woman and she made me go down on her. She kept grabbing my head and telling me how I wasn't doing it right. I hate giving "Cuntalingus".
by kerb-stirer August 10, 2014
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Mentor of Merrymaking

(Noun) An educator of gifted individuals that specializes in teaching the fine art of merriment, drinking and all things jolly.
Jacqueline is the first “mentor of merrymaking” to participate in the 40 year old gifted parents spring winery tour and deck party.
by kerb-stirer September 20, 2014
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Sexy Sara Font

(noun), A very sexually exciting writing font that has hearts over the lower case "i". It is used most often by bubbly bodacious blondes and/ or others making fun of bubbly bodacious blondes.
Jackie said, "Hi Kim just got your text in Sexy Sara Font about the bitchie busty blonde bartender."
by kerb-stirer February 01, 2019
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Beef Steak Pantyhose

(noun) A Drag Queen's undergarments of sheer, close-fitting legwear, covering the wearer's body from the waist to the feet.
I was at Freddie's Beach Bar for the drag show when this performer fell off the stage and displayed her "beef steak pantyhose" to the entire audience.
by kerb-stirer September 20, 2013
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The Queen of Science

(Noun) a female teacher of science who promotes learning with royal enthusiasm and a high concentration of energy.
I have a class with “The Queen of Science” this weekend and we will be studying ETHYL ALCOHOL mixology effects on students.
by kerb-stirer September 21, 2013
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