kerb-stirer's definitions
In a hurry? Apply Weak Face. It is when you apply a little makeup to your face instead of a whole shit ton. Once you've moisturized you can create a natural makeup look by applying concealer to any blemishes and under your eyes, then apply powder foundation to the rest of your face.
The head administrator had to attend a funeral at work today. She applied a thin layer of "weak face". Not the usual slutty and whoring caked on face love that she usually wears.
by kerb-stirer May 26, 2018
Get the Weak Facemug. Mr. Waldner and I went down to Chinatown to look at all the crazy hats, bowls and Dang-dang noodle displayed in the shop windows.
by kerb-stirer August 10, 2014
Get the Dang-dang noodlemug. noun) two beds pushed together in Hagerstown Hall to create one MegaBed when your roommate leaves you.
”Yo, Haley, were you sad when your roommate left unexpectedly? No, I created Mega Bed to fill the void."
by kerb-stirer November 21, 2019
Get the Mega Bedmug. An organized drinking party for your penis. Friends and family are invited to meet the little guy. Alcohol or non- alcoholic drinks could be served. Given in lieu of a BJ.
by kerb-stirer May 26, 2018
Get the Sip and Seemug. John, last night I met this woman and she made me go down on her. She kept grabbing my head and telling me how I wasn't doing it right. I hate giving "Cuntalingus".
by kerb-stirer August 10, 2014
Get the Cuntalingusmug. by kerb-stirer August 8, 2014
Get the Taint-a-liciousmug. That bartender Cameron at Ramphearts is the "duck's nuts". He provides excellent service and is an extremely witty storyteller.
by kerb-stirer March 2, 2017
Get the Duck's Nutsmug.