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Fuckubus 

A person who fucks you out of your plans, makes things go wrong, drains your energy, or uses you for whatever aspect until you no longer have what they want.
We were going camping until that fuckubus slashed the tires on my RV.

It turns out, my wife is quite the fuckubus.

So-and-so is a fuckubus because he used me for a place to stay.
Fuckubus by mondon October 9, 2017
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Fuckubus 

A person or entity that when around other people leaves them with the feeling that they are being "fucked."
I have a feeling that that new manager from corporate is going to take away our health benefits and cut our salaries. He seems like a real fuckubus.

Fuckbuster 

Almost synonymous with cockblock, but worse. Someone who constantly thwarts sexual encounters out of jealousy because they have no game. Can single-handedly ruin a party unless immediately kicked out.
Who invited Lawrence? Get him the fuck outta here, he's a total fuckbuster.
Anything that’s crappy, stupid, untrue, wrong, ugly, stinky, broken, pointless, useless, dangerous, disastrous, disgusting, unpleasant or otherwise fucked-up.
The party was a total fuckbus.
Donald Trump is a fuckbus.
SCOTUS is a four-wheel-drive fuckbus.
Fuckbus by Goofnut July 3, 2022

funkubus 

subordinate adjective - implies a somewhat deeper bond between two "homies" than general homieship. This is not indicative of a homosexual relationship in any way, ya dig?
Wassup Homie G Funkubus

FuckBush fries 

Used to be called French fries. Delicious potato chips dipped in oil and served with ketchup or mustard while still piping hot.
I'm going to order a supersize order of FuckBush fries with my burger.
FuckBush fries by Frenchy May 11, 2003

FuckBush fries 

The best comeback for Freedom fries.
FuckBush fries by bahahahaha June 22, 2003