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A person who has a bitchy attitude. This can include: constant complaining, bitching, rudeness, jealousy, conceitedness, nitpicking, to full on arguing.

It is also a quality seen in women who think they're all that. If they don't think you measure up they will belittle you, bully you, or spread rumors about you in order to hurt your reputation while making themselves seem cool. They're very self-centered and shallow individuals and expect others to treat them like a queen. Women displaying bitchitude are quite ugly on the inside.
Lastly, these type of people can easily put those around them into a bad mood, cause problems between people, and drive space between their relationships.
The best way to keep your spirits up is to stay away from people with bitchitude.

That chick always has bitchitude.

What's up with your constant bitchitude.

If you don't drop that bitchitude of yours, you're going to lose a lot of friends.

My boyfriend is just like a woman. His bitchitude is a real turn off.
by mondon April 30, 2018
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A person who fucks you out of your plans, makes things go wrong, drains your energy, or uses you for whatever aspect until you no longer have what they want.
We were going camping until that fuckubus slashed the tires on my RV.

It turns out, my wife is quite the fuckubus.

So-and-so is a fuckubus because he used me for a place to stay.
by mondon October 10, 2017
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An animated and/or speedy repetitive movement that is usually done unconsciously.

1) An animal who wags a lively tail with great motion

and energy, and it is most of the time done

unconsciously or instinctively.

2) A person, or animal who is high-tailing it out

of a place or situation (leaving with great speed);

getting out of dodge; like a bat out of hell.
1) Our dog gets so excited when he sees us that his flailtail

just about knocks everything over.

2) My friend and I were joking around when we accidentally

knocked over a row of parked motorcycles, so we flail-

tailed it out of there like lightning before anyone noticed.
by mondon February 25, 2013
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A name for any pet or animal whose tail wags with great speed; a pet's display of extreme happiness, joy, or affection. However, a flailtail can knock things over, break things, and hurt when it accidently whips you.
My dog's flailtail cracked the screen of my laptop.

I can tell my dog isn't feeling very well today because he didn't have a flailtaill when we got home.
by mondon May 13, 2018
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When a good person, such as a nice female who isn't a ho, knows another female who turns out to be a ho and has been trying to get the good female's boyfriend/man.

A female who is a ho and has ulterior ho motives with the friendships she has with other females.
I can't believe Nancy went behind your back so she could sleep with your husband. She isn't your friend, she's a hoenemy.
by mondon January 15, 2022
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1) When someone does something, or constantly does things, that is/are considered to be more than just being a weirdo.
2) A person who is always tripping out on things, or people, beyond a weirdo type way.
1) Whenever I.C.P. is on the radio Paul starts trippin' on beard all thinking he's a wicked clown by painting his face and swinging his hatchet around.
2) Because Mandie's jokes are beyond being psycho in the gutter I think she be trippin on beard.
3) My boyfriend is always trippin' on beard accusing me of having sex with all his friends.
4) If you keep getting all paranoid and suspecting everyone you come across you're going to be trippin' on beard in a bad way.
5) Shit, I be trippin' on beard!
by mondon July 10, 2023
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A dembitch is an individual who exhibits qualities beyond that of an evil bitch and it is often, but not always, an intentional quality.

The word is combination of demon and bitch resulting in a demon bitch, dembitch.
Does the dembitch have control of your

puppet strings today.

My sister, the dembitch, scares all my girlfriends off.
by mondon May 2, 2018
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