fuckub 

A fuckub is a word for someone by the name of jacob when they fuck something up, or do something dumb

Jacob was a fuckub and burnt his finger on the stove

fuckub by Jacob.k the dude August 28, 2018

underqualified fuckboy 

A fuckboy who isn't good looking or personable enough to merit the large bodycount he inevitable shares with everyone he meets.

'I don't understand how Jared gets so many girls. What an underqualified fuckboy.'

underqualified fuckboy by wastedisposal November 2, 2019

Old Fuckboy

A 40+ year old man who still acts like a young fuckboy. The old fuckboy has an ex-wife (or two) who he refers to as a "pyscho." This may be true. What is also true is that the ex-wife of the old fuckboy is just a woman who spent years dealing with relentless narcissism, emotional manipulation and cheating, and now believes that the old fuckboy is evil and must be exterminated. The old fuck boy, having had decades of practice, is adept at gaslighting. Emotionally, he is a 7 year old. He is incapable of having adult conversations about relationships, yet insists he's the best, most affectionate boyfriend. The old fuckboy having spent his 20s and 30s being a born-again asshole, and despite having gone to college, probably has a bullshit job, the income of which goes to child support. He will therefore constantly ask you for money. The old fuckboy can sniff out when you have had enough of his bullshit and will act like a decent human being for 60 seconds in order to stay in your good graces. Worst of all, not only can the old fuckboy make you come like gangbusters Every Single Time, he is aware of the relationship between sex and oxytocin, and makes sure he fucks you regularly enough so the feelings of love/trust felt during sex don't dissipate, also known as dickmatizing or dickmatization.

Do not make the mistake of thinking you can remain in control and use the old fuckboy for sex. He's a wily old fart and will find a way to turn the tables so that he's using you.

Conversation at a College Reunion

Keisha: OMG, look who just walked in the door! How does my hair look?
Renee: Nah girl, he a old fuckboy and can dickmatize you and ruin your credit before the Superbowl half-time show is over.

Old Fuckboy by Artichoke Hearts321 October 31, 2018

Fuckboyardee 

A group of fuckboys

"look at all those fuckboys."
"It's a fuckboyardee."

Fuckboyardee by Awkward-nerd-in-some-fandoms December 1, 2015

fuckbook 

Used when "facebook" seems to take ages to do stuff, like chatting or uploading photos etc

I couldnt chat on fuckbook last night, it was going too slow.

I tried to load up all my holiday photos, but fuckbook was messing me about.

fuckbook by Peters a star May 2, 2009

Fuckboy Haircut 

When guys get side cuts so they look like Pidgeotto.

Shawn got a fuckboy haircut so he looks like Pidgeotto now.

Fuckboy Haircut by Tingle Likes Rupees February 13, 2017

fuckboy hour 

Time of day that fuckboys sweet talk girls into sending nudes. Typically, this lasts between 10pm and 3am.

I hate fuckboy hour. I get too many hit ups

fuckboy hour by oliveb May 7, 2016