Fuckopter

1. \ F-uh-cop-tur \ : someone whom ‘bends over backwards’ in order to keep their ‘head up their ass’ whilst ‘waving their dick around’ as if they have the ability to fly, expecting everyone to be impressed.

“The majority of upper management consists of entitled, bossy people, whom have little, to no experience, with the job they’re responsible for managing. So, basically, they’re all Fuckopters.”

by Toast Thief June 2, 2022

Fuckster's Law

When you Google a question the first result is always a forum post where the first reply is some fuckster saying "Google it"

"I just googled this question, and the first result was just this fuckster telling me to google it."
"Dude, that's Fuckster's Law in action!"

by MechaHitlerReal December 7, 2016

Fuckupery

A state of one having screwed up so very badly through laziness or frivolity that one's resulting future reputation suffers directly from his or her inherent ability to mess up the easiest of actions.

The extent of my roommate's fuckupery is astounding; not only does she sleep until 5:30 every afternoon and miss her classes, but her nights are consumed by watching anime and reading Harry Potter fan fiction until she goes to sleep to start the whole cycle all over again.

by Platinum Myst May 10, 2007

Fuckophrenia

A mental condition where one bears the psychological scars of being fucked over for a long period of time. The individual experiences continuous psychological beatings by another person, or by an environment, which lays the groundwork for that individual to seemingly "suddenly snap." Fuckophrenia can best be defined as the mental stage that occurs right before the stage going postal.

The symptoms of fuckophrenia are usually ramblings about getting fucked over: "These motherfuckers keep fucking with me. No matter what I do they just keep fucking with me." That individual is about to bust skulls wide open. Keep on her good side; she'll most likely warn you before she blows up the joint.

"These people keep fucking with me, day in and day out. One day I'm going to come up in here and just punch everybody in the face!" ~ An example statement from someone who suffers from fuckophrenia.

by Magic Style May 3, 2010

Fuckbater

A fuckbater is someone who tries to threaten or belittle someone but obviously doesn't pose a threat
Fuckbaters also tend to be pervy but in the telescope way and not the assault way
They are harmless, so you can still be their friend if you so choose
Other than being like this, they are pretty okay most of the time

Fuckbater: I'm gonna kill you if you don't give me that cool egg!
Person: This is my egg, you should learn how to hard boil eggs.
Fuckbater: I will hurt you now!!!! *he grabs them*
Person: Unhand me, you fuckbater.
Fuckbater: Gah! *He recoils in fear*

by The egg boiler July 15, 2020

Fuckopedia

Someone who is simply a complete imbecile. This word can be used in certain situations such as driving, internet conversations, politics, or any other activity in which requires it.

Skip Bayless: Aaron Rodgers is being a prima-donna and a diva by trying to force his way out of Green Bay.

Me: This fuckopedia right here...

by SHUFFL3G0D May 7, 2021

Fuckster

1. A word developed to describe a person who has done something shady or is shady.
2. Someone who likes to hit it and quit it all day.
3. Someone who does something or says something that pisses everyone off.
4. A synonym to the slang version of "gay", not literally homosexual.

"Damn do you see that fuckster over there?" - Tim
"Oh you mean that shady guy named Eugene Kim
that looks like Tae Yang?" - Victor

" Stop being such a fuckster Eugene! >:O"

"I'm sorry, but seriously the first time i met that guy Eugene,
I knew he was a fuckster"

by KPXentertainment September 27, 2010