The act of delaying an action prior to actually delaying an action. It's the ultimate in procrastination....really being lazy and unfocused and NOT wanting to start whatever it is that you need to do.
I really did NOT want to do the term paper for my history class. I did not think about it, did not talk about it, did NOTHING about it. It was a total act of precrastination!! Then after I remembered that I needed to to the paper, I went to the movies, played ball and further procrastinated. I eventually handed in the paper late.
by annieoakley March 01, 2010
The ultimate and ONLY party planner. The Omnipotent creater of the universe. The "Star" of the hit novel, "The Bible". He may be a "being", or some sort of "explosive energy" that started the ball rolling in this creation experience that we are all going through. Good or bad, SOMETHING started the spark. Call it God or whatever. He continues to "create" on a daily basis, or else nothing would exist. It is said "Man plans and God laughs". The "energy" or "force" behind the forces of the world: earthquakes, tsunamis, volcanoes, hurricanes, tornados, etc.
It is said, "Man plans and God laughs". I planned a big party in my back yard with a band and catered food. The day of the party it rained and stormed, so the party had to be cancelled. I guess God had other plans for me that day!
by annieoakley April 22, 2010
The name given to the chair infront of your computer that you sit on to go on line. Once seated in it and going on line (facebook, aol, google, news, etc) it sucks you in to a much longer period of time than you planned.
I call my computer chair my SUCTION SEAT because although I only planned to be on line for 20 minutes, when I looked at the clock after finishing, I was on line for 2 1/2 hours!
by annieoakley August 20, 2010
The same thing as Valentine's Day. It is pronounced Valentime's Day by idiots that don't know the difference and use and M instead of an N. The illeterate way of saying Valentine's Day.
by annieoakley May 15, 2010
Verb or Noun. Verb: Being intoxicated by one's beau (boyfriend)...can't eat, sleep, or think straight because either one is totally infatuated/in love with OR because one is totally sickened by one's man. This word can go either way.
I am so crazy about my new boyfriend (beau) that when he's around me I have a horrible case of BEAUTOX...can't eat, sleep or function properly. OR....My boyfriend is such an asshole that when I'm around him I feel intoxicated with illness, therefore I'm totally BEAUTOXed.
by annieoakley December 14, 2010
The theory that when we accidentally drop an object (where ever we happen to be at the moment) it no doubt falls or rolls to the farthest, unreachable place. It is a mysterious theory that never fails to happen.
I was putting on my make up and my lipstick fell on the floor. Murphy's Far Falling Unreachable Theory kicked in because it was no where to be found. I had to hunt and excavate the room in order to finally find it behind the dresser under the rug.
by annieoakley August 07, 2010
During dinner John was so bloated that he had to discreetly buttlevate his butt off his chair to let out the gas in his stomach that was accumulating due to all the beans he was eating.
by annieoakley May 27, 2010