Suction Seat

The name given to the chair infront of your computer that you sit on to go on line. Once seated in it and going on line (facebook, aol, google, news, etc) it sucks you in to a much longer period of time than you planned.
I call my computer chair my SUCTION SEAT because although I only planned to be on line for 20 minutes, when I looked at the clock after finishing, I was on line for 2 1/2 hours!
by annieoakley August 20, 2010
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Toilet Read

A Toilet Read is a book or magazine that stays in the bathroom/toilet area and is read when one is sitting on the toilet.
I don't often have time to read books due to my heavy schedule. However I always manage to pick up my "toilet read" and read a few pages every day while I'm on the toilet.
by annieoakley August 30, 2010
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Gusband and Gife

Gay husband and wife. Could be any combination: Man married to a Man. Woman married to a Woman. The matrimony of two gay people. Could also be Gusband and Gusband. Or...Gife and Gife.
"I now pronounce you Gusband and Gife".
by annieoakley September 10, 2011
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Roll with the Wrinkles

Compare to "Roll with the Punches". Accepting one's new face wrinkles. Not being depressed that one is getting older. Accepting the aging process.
When I look in the mirror these days (I'm 58 years old) I get so depressed when I see all the new wrinkles that appear. However, I have decided to "roll with the wrinkles" and accept the fact that I'm getting older. I will grin and bear it.
by annieoakley October 20, 2011
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Buttlevate

The discreet, gentle lifting of one's butt off a chair in order to allow the expelling of gas.
During dinner John was so bloated that he had to discreetly buttlevate his butt off his chair to let out the gas in his stomach that was accumulating due to all the beans he was eating.
by annieoakley May 27, 2010
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Fatppetite

Having an appetite for only fattening food, such as cake, cookies, icecream and anything that makes you fat.
My great FATPPETITE always makes me eat the food that is least healthy and most fattening!
by annieoakley July 15, 2018
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LOML

Love Of My Life= LOML the ONE person in your life who you truly loved and will always love no matter what.
I broke up with my boyfriend many years ago. He was the LOML and I never got over him, even though I married someone else and had kids and everything.
by annieoakley April 16, 2010
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