Definitions by annieoakley
Fatppetite
Having an appetite for only fattening food, such as cake, cookies, icecream and anything that makes you fat.
Fatppetite by annieoakley July 15, 2018
Kistory
The kissing history and track record one has with a boyfriend or girlfriend. The history and memories of the kissing techniques and special moments one shares or shared with a special someone
We have a sexy kistory.....we'd make out for hours and hours. I haven't found anyone that can give kisses like my ex did.
Kistory by annieoakley February 4, 2013
Poopxiety
Constipation. Not being able to poop (go number 2, defecate, have a bowel movement) when one is nervous, anxious, has been traveling, is at a "foreign" toilet, moved to a new environment or has people around or near them. The inability to have a normal bowel movement in a relaxed way, due to changes in the environment and becoming nervous or anxious.
When I went on my 1 week vacation cruise, I had poopxiety all week and was unable to poop, due to the changes in my environment.
Poopxiety by annieoakley October 23, 2011
Roll with the Wrinkles
Compare to "Roll with the Punches". Accepting one's new face wrinkles. Not being depressed that one is getting older. Accepting the aging process.
When I look in the mirror these days (I'm 58 years old) I get so depressed when I see all the new wrinkles that appear. However, I have decided to "roll with the wrinkles" and accept the fact that I'm getting older. I will grin and bear it.
Roll with the Wrinkles by annieoakley October 20, 2011
Gusband and Gife
Gay husband and wife. Could be any combination: Man married to a Man. Woman married to a Woman. The matrimony of two gay people. Could also be Gusband and Gusband. Or...Gife and Gife.
Gusband and Gife by annieoakley September 10, 2011
Rebooty
The act of waiting for the sexual organs to re set so that sex can continue and one can experience another orgasm.
After my lover gave me the best orgasm, I had to wait for my privates to rebooty. Or..My man climaxed during intercourse. It took him 30 minutes to {rebooty}, so that we could do it again.
Rebooty by annieoakley June 1, 2011
Pillow Partner
A Pillow Partner is a large, comfy, sink-into pillow in one's bed, that will substitute for a real boyfriend/girlfriend when one can not get that person of your dreams. A person can fantasize, hug, kiss and cuddle with his/her Pillow Partner when the real "one" isn't there. It satisfies the desire to hug and cuddle with someone.
The man I truly love is unavailable, so I hug my Pillow Partner every night as I go to sleep, and I fantasize that it's really him that I'm hugging to sleep.
Pillow Partner by annieoakley April 5, 2011