annieoakley's definitions
The name given to the chair infront of your computer that you sit on to go on line. Once seated in it and going on line (facebook, aol, google, news, etc) it sucks you in to a much longer period of time than you planned.
I call my computer chair my SUCTION SEAT because although I only planned to be on line for 20 minutes, when I looked at the clock after finishing, I was on line for 2 1/2 hours!
by annieoakley August 20, 2010
Get the Suction Seatmug. The same thing as Valentine's Day. It is pronounced Valentime's Day by idiots that don't know the difference and use and M instead of an N. The illeterate way of saying Valentine's Day.
by annieoakley May 15, 2010
Get the Valentime's Daymug. Hiding and/or running away from your ex. Staying as far away as possible from an obnoxious, offensive, nasty ex lover or friend.
Since separating from my husband, I'm in total EXhile and do not want to see his nasty face or be anywhere near him.
by annieoakley January 19, 2011
Get the EXhilemug. Having an appetite for only fattening food, such as cake, cookies, icecream and anything that makes you fat.
by annieoakley July 15, 2018
Get the Fatppetitemug. The act of waiting for the sexual organs to re set so that sex can continue and one can experience another orgasm.
After my lover gave me the best orgasm, I had to wait for my privates to rebooty. Or..My man climaxed during intercourse. It took him 30 minutes to {rebooty}, so that we could do it again.
by annieoakley June 1, 2011
Get the Rebootymug. A an orgasm, usually fake, that occurs when one is bored to death having sex with someone they'd much rather not be with.
During sex with her boring husband, Mary managed to squeeze out a boredgasm, just to get over having sex with him, so that she could go on to her other activities of the day.
by annieoakley March 1, 2010
Get the boredgasmmug. Contrary to "El Greco" a famous and wonderful artist, "El Drecko" means "the shit" or a person who is an asshole and a low life. (the word "dreck" means garbage or shit, in yiddish).
My boyfriend was constantly putting people down, showing off and being mean to everyone, including me. I nick named him, "El Drecko" or in other words, "a piece of shit".
by annieoakley October 22, 2010
Get the El Dreckomug.