fuckoffter

Person you deeply hate, and that person is bad to the bone.

My bro ate my ice cream, what a fucking fuckoffter

by YamaWe February 19, 2017

fuckoffesque

The kind of performances Viral Kilo comes up with after telling the world to fuck off.

Hell, yes. Aggression without cheating - everything Ponting wished to be but could never emulate to the same level.

Telling the world to fuck off and FOLLOWING it up with fuckoffesque performances - that's some alpha shit right there. Takes balls because if you fall flat, you become Umar Akmal (lmao). Kohli has revitalised bragging about big dicks and then actually having a 13-incher - and that's a good recipe for fun times (no homo... I think?)

He's a spicee boii, is that Viral Kilo

by reddit_dit_di_dude August 20, 2018

Fuckoffer

Fuckoffer (fuk'off'er) 1. Anyone who tells another to "fuck off" 2. The offer in which a person asks another to have sexual intercourse 3. A symbol or metaphor that rejects or insults

The security guard was a real fuckoffer.

or

She gave me a fuckoffer at dinner last night.

or

The Stay Out sign on the door was a deffinate fuckoffer.

by TJH420 April 20, 2006

fuckoffery

the art of fucking off

Jeff has mastered the skill of fuckoffery quite well during his tour in the Navy.

by AT1 Jeff Jones March 9, 2007

fuckoffee

Hot beverage offered to co-workers that you hate, but try to get along with in sarcastic manner.

Hey fellas, anyone fuckoffee?

by monkey69 July 1, 2007

fuckometer

A device used to assess the shagability of a chick. Ranging from zero to ten, the fuckometer gives a graded scale which dudes can use to compare tail.

Dude 1: "Your mom's a fox, dude. She's 9 on the fuckometer."
Dude 2: "WTF?!!?"

by Wizards Sleeve July 27, 2006

fuckoffneyland

The land in which one sent to enjoy the pleasure of being fucked off

A destination of which whom sent to upon being told properly to fucked right off

State in which Illicit substance take over a persons mind and take you to a different level and or states of enlightenment I wanna become straight fucked off.

Destination fucked!

Would be great if you could do us a favor and go Fuck off straight to fuckoffneyland thanks

by El Cadro Sancho Jefe Bex May 16, 2020