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Fruitcage
Fruitcage by sierraistheshit September 15, 2009
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FRUITBAT
term to describe a girl/thottie/person that is a waste of time, perhaps they act fruity or just
term to describe a girl/thottie/person that is a waste of time, perhaps they act fruity or just too entitled that only the term “fruitbat” becomes acceptable to label them as it
Meaning of fruitbat is that though the word lacks vulgarity or nasty language is that the word is so simple and petty that it often annoys the piss outta said person who gets called one
Most people don’t know what a fruitbat means which gives it all the more power to the word itself
A fruitbat can be a thotty, milf, e girl, annoying boy, or just a female who gets on your bad side.
Can mean any of the past definitions too
term to describe a girl/thottie/person that is a waste of time, perhaps they act fruity or just too entitled that only the term “fruitbat” becomes acceptable to label them as it
Meaning of fruitbat is that though the word lacks vulgarity or nasty language is that the word is so simple and petty that it often annoys the piss outta said person who gets called one
Most people don’t know what a fruitbat means which gives it all the more power to the word itself
A fruitbat can be a thotty, milf, e girl, annoying boy, or just a female who gets on your bad side.
Can mean any of the past definitions too
Most girls are fruitbats
Guy 1: whatup fruitbat
Girl 1: um what? *derp face*
Guy 1: ok calm your tits, girl, ain’t nobody tryna catch a disease from your bat shit crazy ass
Girl 2: *cries*
A fruitbat is not only found in the rainforest or the woods but also in a regular human environment, can often be seen lurking on social media or on the street
“HAHA YOU A FRUITBAT, biotch broad !”
“A fruitbat can be a hassle to deal with but also fun at times
Guy 1: whatup fruitbat
Girl 1: um what? *derp face*
Guy 1: ok calm your tits, girl, ain’t nobody tryna catch a disease from your bat shit crazy ass
Girl 2: *cries*
A fruitbat is not only found in the rainforest or the woods but also in a regular human environment, can often be seen lurking on social media or on the street
“HAHA YOU A FRUITBAT, biotch broad !”
“A fruitbat can be a hassle to deal with but also fun at times
FRUITBAT by Oh that name sucks August 20, 2022
Mexican Fruitcake
The product of defecating into a decorative tin and sending it to an unsavory or estranged family member for Christmas.
Mexican Fruitcake by Skidmark4 September 14, 2010
fruitcakery
Oh my god, the fruitcakery. My fucking computer has crashed.
My phone has glitched during a business call......the fruitcakery.
Look at the way he's dressed, multi coloured trousers and purple shoes. The fucking fruitcakery of him.
My car is fucking broken, again. The fruitcakery.
Lost my keys. The fruitcakery.
This fucking situation (is a mess)....the fruitcakery.
You spilt chocolate milkshake over her wedding dress and the fucking dog. Unbelievable...the fruitcakery *shakes head*.
My phone has glitched during a business call......the fruitcakery.
Look at the way he's dressed, multi coloured trousers and purple shoes. The fucking fruitcakery of him.
My car is fucking broken, again. The fruitcakery.
Lost my keys. The fruitcakery.
This fucking situation (is a mess)....the fruitcakery.
You spilt chocolate milkshake over her wedding dress and the fucking dog. Unbelievable...the fruitcakery *shakes head*.
fruitcakery by colm12 January 2, 2015
fruitcake
1. A derogatory term for a homosexual man.
2. Someone who is completely insane.
3. A cake made with bits of fruit and drenched in scotch.
2. Someone who is completely insane.
3. A cake made with bits of fruit and drenched in scotch.
1. Uncle Jim married Pete? I didn't know he was a fruitcake!
2. Uncle Jim married a blender? I didn't know he was a fruitcake!
3. Me: What's a fruitcake?
Someone Else: It's a cake made with bits of fruit and drenched in scotch.
Me: Drenched in scotch? Sounds like my Uncle Jim.
2. Uncle Jim married a blender? I didn't know he was a fruitcake!
3. Me: What's a fruitcake?
Someone Else: It's a cake made with bits of fruit and drenched in scotch.
Me: Drenched in scotch? Sounds like my Uncle Jim.
fruitcake by InfrequentNinja February 9, 2004
Fruitbat
A state of laser-focused fixation on the excessive and irresponsible consumption of mangos, specifically of the "Milton" variety (see Milton Mango). To go "Full Fruitbat" is to consume two or more six-packs in one sitting whilst listening to Shannon Noll's "Unbroken" album on repeat.
"Barters was recovering nicely from his alcohol addiction until Southern Sky popped on the radio. It was at that time the big man went full fruitbat on Steve-o's stash and was last seen en route to the Alex Hills Hotel."
Fruitbat by alfstewart4lyf April 30, 2019
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