Cliff's definitions

psychic skidmarks

Multiple skid marks seen on the pavement in movies that predict the car chase is about to get exciting. Usually left by the stunt driver doing practice runs.

Nearly half of the chase scenes in French Connection are littered with psychic skidmarks. But you have to look fast, These scenes usually last 1 to 2 seconds.

by Cliff November 12, 2003

turkey drop

n. A traditional act of charity during the Thanksgiving season, whereby you "drop off" a frozen "turkey" to some organization (like the Salavation Army), which then redistributes to the poor.

Mike’s Pharmacy has scheduled the fourth annual Turkey Drop today to benefit the Salvation Army.

by Cliff June 17, 2003

the boat

B.O.A.T. = Best Of All Time

Pachules is the B.O.A.T.

by cliff January 1, 2005

fruitcart

verb - cliche used in almost every movie chase scene.

Good guys chasing bad guys (or visa-versa)through town always bump an innocent food vendor's wares. This sends the melons rolling and the angry old man shakes his fist and curses. If you see the set-up, be the first one in a theater to blurt out "FRUITCART" and you win. Many variations

by Cliff November 12, 2003

prairie doggin'

When riding in a car, someone feels an extreme need to take a dump, so much that the turd is moving in and out of the anus.

"Daddy' please pull over, I'm prairie doggin' !"
used in Saturday Night Live

by cliff November 19, 2003

rice burner

An asain produced automobile that is purchaced and custom fabricated to race on the street

I took out my GT 500 last night and shit on every rice burner at the pike

by cliff December 6, 2002

scrumtralecent

explanation of something so great it is to cause an orgasm on sight or contact

I saw the 1967 Ford Mustang Shelby GT 500 in my driveway and it was scrumtralcent.

by cliff December 6, 2002