Cliff's definitions

scrumtralecent

explanation of something so great it is to cause an orgasm on sight or contact

I saw the 1967 Ford Mustang Shelby GT 500 in my driveway and it was scrumtralcent.

by cliff December 6, 2002

action packed

Descrete description of a pornographic movie

James went to the video store to get something action packed for this evening

by cliff December 6, 2002

new

A breast enhancement. A convenient way to refer to a woman's breast job.

Her chest looked new. In fact they look so new that the wrapper is still on them.

by Cliff March 31, 2004

phibes

someone or something that always ends up defeated by a whm.

White Mage over Phibes

by Cliff December 16, 2004

timber

The rare occurance when one is taking a shit and having the terd the entire length of the bowl, so that when it falls it grazes your not sack. Therefore causing you to not only whipe your ass, but your balls as well.

I was on the shitter and I had to call out timber.

by Cliff January 25, 2004

toasted

to be very high from smoking marijuana

We got kicked out of home ecinomics cause we would always show up toasted and eat all the cookies.

by cliff December 6, 2002

chicken legs

Thin bony legs. Typically found on someone who is very skinny.

Man 1: "Fat ass!"
Man 2: "What?! I'm ideal weight! At least I don't have chicken legs!"

by Cliff April 11, 2005