fruitarian 

One who's diet consists mainly of raw fruits. (Do not confuse with a vegan raw foodist.)

A fruitarian does not eat meat, animal bi-products, cooked food, and prefers fruits over vegetables.

fruitarian by Lina Kosara September 28, 2005

fruitarian 

A person of extreme dietary (and perhaps spiritual) discipline who eats only the reproductive offshoots of plants. This includes not only apples and oranges but nuts, grains, melons, tomatoes, eggplants, cucumbers, etc. A pizza marinara (no cheese, no meat) is a fruitarian meal, and so is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

Fruitarianism is closely related to veganism which itself is a subset of vegetarianism and is widely popular in the non-Western world. Unfortunately, as with anyone who practices extreme discipline, the fruitarian is often hated and ridiculed by fatasses who lack a level of dedication. Famous fruitarians: Gandhi & Steve Jobs (founder of "Apple" computers--hence the name).

I used to know a dude who was a total porkrind munching fatass, but he could never get a date because he smelled so bad, and he eventually died of a heart attack at age 47. He should've gone fruitarian.

fruitarian by MasterBastard April 27, 2006

Fruitarian 

N: An obsessive person who relies on fruit - based technology for their daily existence.

He's a proper fruitarian - look at his bold hooked into his new mini tablet!!!

Fruitarian by TeeEmEye November 8, 2012

fruitarian 

someone that only eats fruit(no animals vegitabls or animal byproducts) They eat the fruit and then use the seads 2 regrow more fruit 2 eat

hippies usaly would b type of ppl that r fruitarians

fruitarian by Jake S. (www.myspace.com/peace99peace) October 8, 2007

fruitarian 

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I hate them. so much. They're even worse than vegetarians.

I hate fruitarians. a lot.

fruitarian by crap November 19, 2004

fruitarian 

Someone who only eats animals or plants that are already dead.

Sophie is a fruitarian. She found a dead badger and ate it.

fruitarian by ..::Bekki::.. April 26, 2007

Futarian 

A person who has been darkened by the hot Futa sun and is very tired of life and is in dire need of money and rest.

Send that guy money, he is a Futarian.

Futarian by KinggW December 7, 2021