5 definitions by InfrequentNinja
n.
1. The 2 of each suit in a deck of cards.
2. The middle (or second) finger.
3. An unattractive woman (as if rating on a scale of 1 - 10)
4. Feces (idiotic and vulgar)
1. The 2 of each suit in a deck of cards.
2. The middle (or second) finger.
3. An unattractive woman (as if rating on a scale of 1 - 10)
4. Feces (idiotic and vulgar)
1. I've got a pair of Jacks, a pair of Queens, and the deuce of hearts.
2. I flipped him the deuce.
3. Woof, woof! She's a deuce.
4. I'm really stupid and I have to drop a deuce.
idioms: "Deuces wild." (cards)
"What the deuce!?" (similar to "What the hell!?")
"Double deuce." (two middle fingers at once.)
"Drop a deuce." (to defecate)
2. I flipped him the deuce.
3. Woof, woof! She's a deuce.
4. I'm really stupid and I have to drop a deuce.
idioms: "Deuces wild." (cards)
"What the deuce!?" (similar to "What the hell!?")
"Double deuce." (two middle fingers at once.)
"Drop a deuce." (to defecate)
by InfrequentNinja February 12, 2004
part of speech: idiom
Originally used by Neil Armstrong when the first man-made craft (the "Eagle") landed on the moon, now used to indicate the completion of a "mission objective".
Originally used by Neil Armstrong when the first man-made craft (the "Eagle") landed on the moon, now used to indicate the completion of a "mission objective".
1. Neil Armstrong: Houston, the Eagle has landed.
2. Criminal #1: Are you inside?
Criminal #2: The Eagle has landed.
3. Jim: So, did you sleep with Allison yet?
Tim: Dude, the Eagle has landed.
2. Criminal #1: Are you inside?
Criminal #2: The Eagle has landed.
3. Jim: So, did you sleep with Allison yet?
Tim: Dude, the Eagle has landed.
by InfrequentNinja January 30, 2004
1. A derogatory term for a homosexual man.
2. Someone who is completely insane.
3. A cake made with bits of fruit and drenched in scotch.
2. Someone who is completely insane.
3. A cake made with bits of fruit and drenched in scotch.
1. Uncle Jim married Pete? I didn't know he was a fruitcake!
2. Uncle Jim married a blender? I didn't know he was a fruitcake!
3. Me: What's a fruitcake?
Someone Else: It's a cake made with bits of fruit and drenched in scotch.
Me: Drenched in scotch? Sounds like my Uncle Jim.
2. Uncle Jim married a blender? I didn't know he was a fruitcake!
3. Me: What's a fruitcake?
Someone Else: It's a cake made with bits of fruit and drenched in scotch.
Me: Drenched in scotch? Sounds like my Uncle Jim.
by InfrequentNinja February 10, 2004
1. "I ganked a soda from the store."
2. "I was so ganked last night on coffee/alcohol/marijuana/crack/heroin/etcetera."
3. "I ganked him with a shiv in the prison shower."
2. "I was so ganked last night on coffee/alcohol/marijuana/crack/heroin/etcetera."
3. "I ganked him with a shiv in the prison shower."
by InfrequentNinja March 4, 2004
Breaking and Entering
1. Forcing entry into a home or other building that does not belong to you.
2. The criminal record of the act described above.
3. Great way to make some fa$t ca$h when you're in a tight spot and the loan sharks are after you.
1. Forcing entry into a home or other building that does not belong to you.
2. The criminal record of the act described above.
3. Great way to make some fa$t ca$h when you're in a tight spot and the loan sharks are after you.
1. "Dude, so we B&E'd the donut shop last night..."
2. "I did 6 months for B&E."
3. "Vinny and Joey were gonna break my legs, so Tito and I pulled a few B&E jobs, and scraped together some fast cash."
2. "I did 6 months for B&E."
3. "Vinny and Joey were gonna break my legs, so Tito and I pulled a few B&E jobs, and scraped together some fast cash."
by InfrequentNinja January 29, 2004