by sierraistheshit September 15, 2009
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by Skidmark4 September 14, 2010
Get the Mexican Fruitcake mug.Oh my god, the fruitcakery. My fucking computer has crashed.
My phone has glitched during a business call......the fruitcakery.
Look at the way he's dressed, multi coloured trousers and purple shoes. The fucking fruitcakery of him.
My car is fucking broken, again. The fruitcakery.
Lost my keys. The fruitcakery.
This fucking situation (is a mess)....the fruitcakery.
You spilt chocolate milkshake over her wedding dress and the fucking dog. Unbelievable...the fruitcakery *shakes head*.
My phone has glitched during a business call......the fruitcakery.
Look at the way he's dressed, multi coloured trousers and purple shoes. The fucking fruitcakery of him.
My car is fucking broken, again. The fruitcakery.
Lost my keys. The fruitcakery.
This fucking situation (is a mess)....the fruitcakery.
You spilt chocolate milkshake over her wedding dress and the fucking dog. Unbelievable...the fruitcakery *shakes head*.
by colm12 January 2, 2015
Get the fruitcakery mug.1. A derogatory term for a homosexual man.
2. Someone who is completely insane.
3. A cake made with bits of fruit and drenched in scotch.
2. Someone who is completely insane.
3. A cake made with bits of fruit and drenched in scotch.
1. Uncle Jim married Pete? I didn't know he was a fruitcake!
2. Uncle Jim married a blender? I didn't know he was a fruitcake!
3. Me: What's a fruitcake?
Someone Else: It's a cake made with bits of fruit and drenched in scotch.
Me: Drenched in scotch? Sounds like my Uncle Jim.
2. Uncle Jim married a blender? I didn't know he was a fruitcake!
3. Me: What's a fruitcake?
Someone Else: It's a cake made with bits of fruit and drenched in scotch.
Me: Drenched in scotch? Sounds like my Uncle Jim.
by InfrequentNinja February 9, 2004
Get the fruitcake mug.A fruitcake made by a raving bald-headed queen from West Bridgford during a break in an all-day session of World of Gay Warcraft.
What's that foul stench coming from the kitchen, Dad?
Its that bender making some more gay food. I'm gonna take a dump on Baldie's Fruitcake tonight.
Its that bender making some more gay food. I'm gonna take a dump on Baldie's Fruitcake tonight.
by Twaggy Smidgekin October 13, 2010
Get the Baldie's Fruitcake mug.Similar to bukake, it is the process at throwing fruit (any form, packaged or fresh) at a girl in the middle of a circle of guys (preferably 50+). Yelling FRUITKAKE while doing so is also preferred.
No tomatoes are allowed, since they are too controversial in the ethics of fruitkake
No tomatoes are allowed, since they are too controversial in the ethics of fruitkake
Lauren: omg gurfreind, i forgot my lunch, ima be so hungry after 4th period -__-
Gurrfriend: NAW bitch just sit in the middle of some boys, start some fruitkake, and you good to go!
Gurrfriend: NAW bitch just sit in the middle of some boys, start some fruitkake, and you good to go!
by 2seckC4U September 15, 2010
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