THE BEST FRIUT IN THE WHOLE WORLD. IT TASTE LIKE JUICY APPLES BUT BETTER. YOU THINK BIG BANANAS ARE GOOD TASTE THESE MOTHERFUCKERS. GET IT RIGHT.
“omg that girl is probably eats mangos cause shes so thicc
by EatMyMango123 January 28, 2019
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THE GREATEST FUCKING FRUIT EVER. THIS SWEET YELLOW/GREEN SON OF A GOD WILL MAKE THE BEST ICE CREAM EVER. THE MANGO IS SO SUPERIOR, NORTH KOREA CONSIDERS IT A FUCKING GOD ALONGSIDE KIM-JONG-UN. EAT THIS FRUIT AND YOU WILL GO TO A SWEET, FRUITY HEAVEN. IT IS FAR MORE SUPERIOR TO YOUR EVERYDAY APPLES, PINEAPPLES, AND THOSE OTHER BORING FRUITS I DON'T LIKE TO MENTION BECAUSE THEY'RE SO BORING!
by iiZekrital August 26, 2017
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The most beautiful alcoholic smash player he can steal anyone's bitch with his hair.
Hey did you see Mango steal Dan bitch I heard he fucked her with his hair
by SmashingDickWeed January 30, 2020
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Character on Saturday Night Live played by Chris Kattan. Mango is an exotic male stripper who seems to attract every man's attention when he walks in the room. Not to mention the fact he wears tight gold shorts.
"I want to have-a the Mango!"
by Jetman October 15, 2005
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