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THE BEST FRIUT IN THE WHOLE WORLD. IT TASTE LIKE JUICY APPLES BUT BETTER. YOU THINK BIG BANANAS ARE GOOD TASTE THESE MOTHERFUCKERS. GET IT RIGHT.
โ€œomg that girl is probably eats mangos cause shes so thiccโ€
by EatMyMango123 January 28, 2019
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THE GREATEST FUCKING FRUIT EVER. THIS SWEET YELLOW/GREEN SON OF A GOD WILL MAKE THE BEST ICE CREAM EVER. THE MANGO IS SO SUPERIOR, NORTH KOREA CONSIDERS IT A FUCKING GOD ALONGSIDE KIM-JONG-UN. EAT THIS FRUIT AND YOU WILL GO TO A SWEET, FRUITY HEAVEN. IT IS FAR MORE SUPERIOR TO YOUR EVERYDAY APPLES, PINEAPPLES, AND THOSE OTHER BORING FRUITS I DON'T LIKE TO MENTION BECAUSE THEY'RE SO BORING!
by iiZekrital August 27, 2017
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Character on Saturday Night Live played by Chris Kattan. Mango is an exotic male stripper who seems to attract every man's attention when he walks in the room. Not to mention the fact he wears tight gold shorts.
"I want to have-a the Mango!"
by Jetman October 15, 2005
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The greatest fruit known to mankind. People worship it as the food of the gods, and it can bring hapiness to anyone. It is impossible for someone not to love it. Go buy a mango, now.
Person 1: "Hey, what are you eating?"
Person 2: "Oh, a mango"
Person 1: "Give it to me"
by Pie Stealer February 03, 2015
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