THE BEST FRIUT IN THE WHOLE WORLD. IT TASTE LIKE JUICY APPLES BUT BETTER. YOU THINK BIG BANANAS ARE GOOD TASTE THESE MOTHERFUCKERS. GET IT RIGHT.

THE GREATEST FUCKING FRUIT EVER. THIS SWEET YELLOW/GREEN SON OF A GOD WILL MAKE THE BEST ICE CREAM EVER. THE MANGO IS SO SUPERIOR, NORTH KOREA CONSIDERS IT A FUCKING GOD ALONGSIDE KIM-JONG-UN. EAT THIS FRUIT AND YOU WILL GO TO A SWEET, FRUITY HEAVEN. IT IS FAR MORE SUPERIOR TO YOUR EVERYDAY APPLES, PINEAPPLES, AND THOSE OTHER BORING FRUITS I DON'T LIKE TO MENTION BECAUSE THEY'RE SO BORING!

funny guy from saturday night live!

Character on Saturday Night Live played by Chris Kattan. Mango is an exotic male stripper who seems to attract every man's attention when he walks in the room. Not to mention the fact he wears tight gold shorts.

An exotic male strippr from saturday night live!

A suttle way of pointing out an attractive person.

The greatest fruit known to mankind. People worship it as the food of the gods, and it can bring hapiness to anyone. It is impossible for someone not to love it. Go buy a mango, now.